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一艘新加坡註冊貨船《金色地平線號》

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遭國際武裝恐怖組織騎劫

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十名新加坡籍，八名馬來西亞籍

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七名中國籍船員相信已經被挾持

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恐怖組織要求一億美元贖金

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以及立即釋放該組織成員

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恐怖組織與政府間談判在進行中

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談判已宣告破裂

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恐怖組織已下達收取贖金最後期限

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消息指出人質將在１８３０起被殺害

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指揮部

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金色地平線號離我方十五哩

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各方已待命，準備行動

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發射無人偵察機

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蛙人與後援部隊立即待命

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動員蛙人從船尾登船

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以人質安全為首要

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知道

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指揮部

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各單位待命，即刻動員蛙人

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知道

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趴下

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行動

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呼叫指揮部

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主甲板遇襲

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有傷員，有傷員

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請立即支援

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啟動Ｂ計劃

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１８１５抵達目標

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知道

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啟動Ｂ計劃，１８１５抵達目標

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１８１５抵達目標

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他們需要你，我能照顧自己

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你確定

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確定

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你小心躲好

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我們很快回來

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報告，甲板上有武裝份子

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收到

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去察看

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守住這裡

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趴下

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五分鐘後抵達目標

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三分鐘後抵達目標

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把槍放下

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把槍放下

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救我

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把槍放下

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把槍放下

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放開她

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把槍放下

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名單上並無女船員

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做好你的功課

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是，長官

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機槍手戒備

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收到

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右閃，右閃

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槍手射擊目標

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行動

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出去

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出去

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馬上出去

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冷靜

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放鬆

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有話好說

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少廢話，走

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冷靜，我們退後

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沒事的，下來

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下去

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走

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我們下去

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走

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２、６，呼呀

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全部跪下

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誰是隊長

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是你

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叫你的人把武器放下

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馬上就做

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冷靜點

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別開火

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他握著釋壓引爆器

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冷靜點

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你到底要什麼，告訴我

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我已厭倦談判

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我要錢

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我要直升機

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我要回家

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現在就要

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無論你要求什麼

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我需要時間安排

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退後

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退後

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退後

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那就對了

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人員墜海

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快去察看

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大家好還記得我嗎

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我是Aloysius曾謝郎

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你們剛看到的並非遊戲

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我們為什麼會在反恐行動中出現

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你們應該都還記得

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我們在德光島完成了基本軍訓

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但你知道嗎

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並非所有軍人都在德光島接受訓練

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假設

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我們都被分配到特種部隊

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海軍蛙人部隊接受訓練

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又會發生什麼事呢

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這是我們另外一個故事

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就由羅邦開始吧

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阿貓

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美女

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我不叫阿貓啦

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那阿狗好了

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我昨天跟你買的這臺手機

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你告訴我這裡最便宜

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結果我出去一問

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你們這裡比別人還貴五十元

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而且還少了一枚電池

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怎麼可以這樣敲我竹槓

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美女

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我敲豬敲狗竹槓也不可能敲美女竹槓

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你在外面問到的

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一定是不含全球保修

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如果你電話在國外壞了

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難道你搭飛機回來修

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而且現在搭飛機非常危險

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隨時飛到，人間蒸發

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不好笑

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電池倒是，你美得我忘了給你

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算了，把電池給我就好了

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你遇到剛剛

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誰是剛剛

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剛剛賣完

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你可不可以不要欺負我

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你別擔心

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把電話號碼給我

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電池一到，我通知你來拿

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你最好別騙我

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否則你一定會有報應

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我還可以帶你去喝咖啡談談心

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羅邦

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這樣算法不對

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害我被老闆罵

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這個加這個，等等

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這個加這個

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這個加這個

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再減這個不就對了

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Ken到底被派往什麼短命單位

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海軍蛙人部隊

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你祖宗顯靈

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海軍載人部隊

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輕輕鬆鬆，把人載到目的地

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脫衣、脫褲、脫鞋

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翹起二郎腿，晃著…

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這裡有小孩，別亂說話

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晃著屁股

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之後把人載回去

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清清閒閒

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你還真的是撿到牛…

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牛奶罐

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舅舅，你聽我說

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我是蛙人

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不是載人

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蛙人跟載人相差一個字

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工作形式大不同

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你當蛙人

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準備挖個洞

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你準備去撿骨頭

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烏鴉嘴

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哥

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有什麼好吃的

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妳的學費

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你自己夠不夠用

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最近報紙的生意不錯，你不必擔心

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當然，人人都去叫童子雞

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我們沾點光也不錯

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我告訴你，我明天去當兵了

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妳自己在外頭當心點

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有什麼事直接發短信給我

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我馬上飛身出來救妳，知道嗎

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你這麼厲害

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我是特種部隊，我救不了妳誰救得了妳

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我朋友告訴我

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德光島訓練中心好像渡假村

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設備新穎

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這裡都是又破又舊的殖民地建築

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跟舊樟宜醫院一樣，陰森森

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小龍

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兒子

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兒子，等等我

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不是叫你們別來了

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死皮賴臉，還拉長著臉

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搞到像送殯一樣

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你說話別老那麼刻薄

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你們兩個才刻薄

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我沒同意過來這裡

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現在害我被充軍

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還沒了香港的朋友

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你香港的朋友全是古惑仔

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繼續下去

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遲早到監獄看你

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監獄，這兒跟監獄有什麼分別

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告訴你，如果我真出來混

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你阻止得了我嗎

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見到這幾個腦殘了嗎

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他們都是我手下

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你又能怎樣

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我叫你來當兵

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就是要你跟他們斷絕關係

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我更應該跟你們斷絕關係

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你們要移民對嗎

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那就應該你們去當兵

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搞到父債子還

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兒子，別這樣

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你們別再纏著我

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你們真的很煩

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走

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走吧

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你最好別跟這種人混在一起

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不，你應該跟所有人通力合作

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群體合作和戰友間感情是很重要的

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別擔心

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我有ＩＱ和ＥＱ

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我不會樹立任何敵人

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因為在這裡，我唯一的敵人

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是我自己

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對

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乖孩子

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專業爆破專家

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一群所向披靡的戰士

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我們無所不能

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（無懼前方障礙）

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無懼前方障礙

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閃開，別成為我的障礙

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這個兵營跟別的很不一樣

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青蛙，還是有翅膀的青蛙

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我看這裡的軍官

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超喜歡到芽籠去吃田雞粥

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你還好吧

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住嘴

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好的

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經過一些無聊的儀式

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指揮官發言

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家長詢問腦殘的問題

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以及指揮官回覆說了等於沒說的答案後

247
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,741
我們正式成為了ＮＤＵ新兵

248
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,681
而我人生新篇章正式開始

249
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,449
很多人

250
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,783
包括你們新兵

251
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,014
愛取笑蛙人部隊為

252
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,524
毫無紀律的部隊

253
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:34,621
我向你們保證

254
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:40,795
我們是最注重紀律的作戰部隊

255
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,858
自說自話

256
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,594
你暫時可選擇不信

257
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,999
但是你終究會相信

258
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,866
你們不是一般軍種

259
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:56,680
你們即將成為蛙人戰士，兩棲特種兵

260
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:03,453
你們將面對我嚴苛的超高要求

261
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:08,986
你們的道路將不會平坦

262
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,456
如果我們通力合作

263
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,360
便會無懼前方障礙

264
00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:17,302
各位弟兄

265
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:23,840
你們準備好與我一起
勇闖這條荊棘路了嗎

266
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:24,969
是，長官

267
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:27,777
在蛙人部隊

268
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,774
你們必須擁有最佳的體能

269
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,952
以及心理素質

270
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:38,312
只有最強者能通過考驗

271
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,791
基本軍訓只是熱身

272
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,659
戰鬥蛙人訓練才是重頭戲

273
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,500
你們要通過蛙人訓練

274
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:52,599
就必須在訓練中豁盡全力

275
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,403
記得

276
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:56,768
你們不是第一個

277
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,811
也永不會是最後一個

278
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:01,343
明白嗎

279
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:02,746
是，長官

280
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,578
現在把你們交給

281
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,452
王教官

282
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:15,861
全體新兵

283
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,362
把上衣脫掉

284
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,868
「脫掉上衣」
這句話的哪個部份你們不明白

285
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:31,704
快脫掉

286
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:38,509
你，出列

287
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,017
是，教官

288
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,584
不是你，不過沒關係

289
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:46,758
你留下

290
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,950
你，出列

291
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:49,723
是，教官

292
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,597
我要你們每一位

293
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,527
睜大眼睛看清楚

294
00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:58,764
兩位隊友

295
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,832
你們現在大部分

296
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,734
都長這樣子

297
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:06,843
課程結束時

298
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:11,845
希望大家都竭盡所能

299
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,811
把身體練成

300
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:15,821
這個樣子

301
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,448
我的要求是否過高

302
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,647
不，長官

303
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:20,920
我的要求是否過高

304
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:22,860
不，教官

305
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:24,028
很好

306
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:25,864
歸隊

307
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:26,898
是教官

308
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,802
我要大家記得

309
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,730
蛙人精神

310
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:35,536
榮譽

311
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,376
廉正

312
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,376
以及

313
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:40,746
團隊精神

314
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:42,512
牢牢記住

315
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:44,446
清不清楚

316
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:45,842
是，教官

317
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,483
趴下

318
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,913
軍隊裡那麼多單位

319
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:55,586
偏偏倒楣被丟到這裡

320
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:58,392
為何偏偏選我不是你

321
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:01,423
在烈日下大海裡奄奄一息

322
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:04,664
我在這裡幹嘛

323
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,832
為何不是你，卻偏偏是我

324
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,809
我想知道（為何是我）

325
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,573
從早到晚被痛苦折磨

326
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:15,273
無論什麼兵種

327
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:18,715
都必須接受基本軍事訓練

328
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,686
我們必須穿上綠色陸軍制服

329
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,381
即使我們棣屬海軍

330
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:23,479
全身佈滿瘀青損傷

331
00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:26,491
沒得逃避只得認命

332
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:29,722
我在這裡幹嘛

333
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,731
為何不是你，卻偏偏是我

334
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,792
我想知道（為何是我）

335
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:39,362
從早到晚被痛苦折磨

336
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:23,210
四十八班

337
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:27,647
拆槍，開始

338
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:33,815
完成

339
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:38,724
非常好

340
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:39,698
你打破了記錄

341
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,463
十全十美十秒鐘

342
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,869
長官，我想把秘訣跟大夥分享

343
00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:47,805
好啊

344
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:48,773
出列

345
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,307
我秘訣是

346
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:52,267
把拆槍的步驟

347
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,835
以饒舌歌幫助記憶

348
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:56,436
準備

349
00:21:57,616 --> 00:21:59,379
麥克風試音

350
00:21:59,385 --> 00:21:59,851
開始

351
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:02,410
把彈夾取下，再把螺絲一推

352
00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:05,651
拉出槍柄和槍膛

353
00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:09,422
再把撞針一敲使它飛脫

354
00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:10,595
完成

355
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:14,263
大家已經知道了他的秘訣

356
00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:16,866
我要大家都能跟他一樣快

357
00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:18,625
十全十美

358
00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:20,531
十秒鐘

359
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,073
你要去見習軍官訓練學校是你的事

360
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,242
別連累大家

361
00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:25,109
翻譯

362
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,634
別害所有人被罰

363
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:29,910
抱歉，我只是盡我本份

364
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:32,042
其實我只想分享我的秘訣

365
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,711
好讓你們跟我一樣優秀

366
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:35,253
完成

367
00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:36,914
沒料到你們會覺得我在害你們

368
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,990
當兵前有人告訴我

369
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:42,787
每個單位裡一定會有個花樣十足的人

370
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:45,229
我不相信，想不到還真讓我遇上

371
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:46,663
你花樣能少點嗎

372
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,260
你媽沒教過你

373
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:50,064
大人說話，小孩別插嘴

374
00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:50,932
你想黏牆壁

375
00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:53,629
你要記得吃藥

376
00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:54,936
要不然你搞不清楚

377
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,237
誰是大人誰是小孩

378
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:58,107
我不知道罵人，是你爸的專利

379
00:22:58,143 --> 00:22:59,838
只有你能罵，我不能罵

380
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,736
厲害就好，不要互相傷害

381
00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:04,239
翻譯

382
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:06,049
全家慘（粵語：全家死光）

383
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,208
全家慘

384
00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:10,121
什麼意思

385
00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:21,198
來

386
00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,603
羅邦，你還真像便利店

387
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,628
別小看我這個便利店
這個叫：ＮＤＵＣ

388
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:27,230
ＮＤＵＣ

389
00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:29,673
ＮＤＵＣ，蛙人部隊超市

390
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,768
你們拿了什麼要記下來

391
00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:33,802
別欺負我老實人

392
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:38,083
你們有沒有聽說過一個變態教官
叫天下第二

393
00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:39,842
天下第二

394
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,648
你也聽說過天下第二

395
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,947
這麼說，這傢伙在ＮＤＵ一定很出名

396
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,690
天下第二有什麼好怕

397
00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:47,214
要怕也該怕天下第一

398
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:48,716
對啊，為何他叫天下第二

399
00:23:48,727 --> 00:23:50,160
他之所以叫天下第二

400
00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:53,596
因為他是ＮＤＵ出了名的變態教官

401
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:54,190
然後

402
00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:56,895
同時也是全武裝部隊不靠氧氣筒

403
00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:59,136
潛水時間第二久的記錄保持者

404
00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:02,136
由於水壓的緣故

405
00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:04,608
他的臉部神經全部壞死

406
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:05,838
永遠只有一個表情

407
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,111
奶奶發嗲、父母發瘋、朋友發病

408
00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:13,978
撿到錢、挖到寶、中彩票

409
00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:18,815
清明節、聖誕節、情人節

410
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,149
不過幸好

411
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:23,786
我聽說他被調走了

412
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:26,890
幸好

413
00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:28,929
真可惜

414
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,902
有機會調文職也不去

415
00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:32,070
笨蛋

416
00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:33,836
羅邦

417
00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:36,002
為什麼你的零食能無限供應

418
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:37,233
你到小賣部進貨對嗎

419
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,801
別亂說，我們是不能去小賣部的

420
00:24:39,845 --> 00:24:41,779
這是我的商業秘密，不告訴你

421
00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:44,945
各位，善意提醒

422
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,782
這些垃圾食品有害健康

423
00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:50,751
不過偶爾吃一次沒關係

424
00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:51,915
晚安，美夢

425
00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:53,888
去睡吧

426
00:24:55,894 --> 00:24:56,622
各位

427
00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:59,693
今天要學的是防溺水

428
00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:03,062
這是用來加強蛙人在水中的信心

429
00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:04,091
開始

430
00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:26,785
呼吸管道

431
00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:27,792
檢查呼吸

432
00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:39,137
各位

433
00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:41,800
你們可以笑，你們可以鬧

434
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,034
但要認真用心觀看示範

435
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,600
這可是人命關天

436
00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:45,133
要嚴肅對待

437
00:25:46,912 --> 00:25:49,107
大家已經看過了示範

438
00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:50,775
我們開始練習

439
00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:51,612
準備好了嗎

440
00:25:51,817 --> 00:25:52,647
是，教官

441
00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:55,719
第一組，我要洛基

442
00:25:58,090 --> 00:25:58,818
還有亨利

443
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,760
幹嘛

444
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,931
這不是美男秀，想被罰

445
00:26:09,968 --> 00:26:10,866
各就各位

446
00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:11,597
是，長官

447
00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:21,576
下一組，我要

448
00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:23,943
黑龍

449
00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:25,642
還有

450
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,086
羅邦

451
00:26:30,689 --> 00:26:32,213
我跟誰都可以，不跟他行嗎

452
00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:33,714
我還沒嫌棄你呢

453
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:34,817
你想怎樣

454
00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:35,589
這是幹嘛

455
00:26:35,627 --> 00:26:36,594
相親啊

456
00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:38,596
想成為蛙人，就得學習互相合作

457
00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:39,858
將來出任務

458
00:26:39,898 --> 00:26:41,263
難道你只挑你喜歡的組員嗎

459
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:42,926
不，教官

460
00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:48,272
躺下

461
00:26:50,676 --> 00:26:51,734
你躺下

462
00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:52,905
是，教官

463
00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:06,854
王八蛋，你想惹事

464
00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:07,855
你幹嘛

465
00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:10,556
教官，他往我嘴裡吐口水

466
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:11,588
意外

467
00:27:12,698 --> 00:27:13,255
意外

468
00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:15,561
我就讓你們知道什麼叫意外

469
00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:21,068
既然你們不知道什麼是團隊合作

470
00:27:21,106 --> 00:27:24,906
今天我就讓你們痛不欲生

471
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:50,135
生意太好了，多拿點貨過來

472
00:27:51,737 --> 00:27:52,761
我樓下等你

473
00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:00,602
你給我的錢，媽媽拿走了

474
00:28:00,646 --> 00:28:02,204
我現在沒錢交學費

475
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:10,813
再來

476
00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:12,655
去睡覺

477
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:13,623
睡什麼，再來一局

478
00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:34,975
那是什麼

479
00:28:36,181 --> 00:28:37,614
撲克牌

480
00:28:38,283 --> 00:28:38,942
幹嘛

481
00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:40,750
開賭場

482
00:28:41,787 --> 00:28:42,253
不是，長官

483
00:28:43,021 --> 00:28:44,716
這撲克牌是

484
00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:45,723
算命用的

485
00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:48,658
算命

486
00:28:57,202 --> 00:28:58,829
神算大師

487
00:28:59,938 --> 00:29:00,905
替我算算命

488
00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:10,710
教官

489
00:29:11,617 --> 00:29:12,606
請挑一張牌

490
00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:15,551
你一定以為我會挑中間的

491
00:29:15,854 --> 00:29:16,878
我偏偏挑這張

492
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:26,261
這張牌說的是

493
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,997
你命犯天煞孤星

494
00:29:30,969 --> 00:29:32,596
注定無子終伴

495
00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,004
孤獨一生

496
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:36,164
我不明白

497
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,242
你能說得簡單點嗎

498
00:29:40,912 --> 00:29:41,879
也即是全家慘（粵語：全家死光）

499
00:29:42,681 --> 00:29:43,648
全家慘

500
00:29:43,849 --> 00:29:44,315
是的

501
00:29:45,183 --> 00:29:46,013
什麼意思

502
00:29:48,587 --> 00:29:49,679
全家慘

503
00:29:50,922 --> 00:29:51,752
我不知道

504
00:29:52,257 --> 00:29:53,724
我只知道，沒錢很慘

505
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:57,060
全家慘

506
00:29:58,096 --> 00:30:00,587
似乎是結合

507
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:01,265
謙虛

508
00:30:02,834 --> 00:30:03,664
勇猛

509
00:30:04,603 --> 00:30:05,069
和

510
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:06,103
溫柔

511
00:30:08,073 --> 00:30:09,097
全家慘

512
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,133
聽起來不錯

513
00:30:14,112 --> 00:30:15,579
全家慘

514
00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:19,110
其實我從小就「全家慘」

515
00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:20,685
天生如此

516
00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:22,177
不過現在

517
00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:24,814
我要你告訴我

518
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,553
住在這營房裡的人

519
00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:29,250
一分鐘後的命運

520
00:30:42,741 --> 00:30:44,868
你這四個別再哀嚎鬼叫

521
00:30:44,910 --> 00:30:45,877
閉嘴照做

522
00:30:45,877 --> 00:30:46,935
是你們自作孽

523
00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:54,809
黑龍，感覺如何

524
00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:56,151
你沒預先算到自己的命運嗎

525
00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:58,816
「全家慘」很好對嗎

526
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,631
動作完成，教官

527
00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:08,655
稍息

528
00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:10,990
四十八班

529
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,667
今天就算了

530
00:31:13,972 --> 00:31:16,907
日後若讓我再見到撲克牌

531
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,976
或者其他賭具

532
00:31:19,177 --> 00:31:21,805
我告訴你們

533
00:31:21,847 --> 00:31:24,577
我會罰到你們見不到隔天的太陽

534
00:31:24,783 --> 00:31:25,579
清楚

535
00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:27,176
是，教官

536
00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:38,660
算命，你可真會算

537
00:31:38,663 --> 00:31:40,597
算到我們四個差點沒命

538
00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:42,065
算命

539
00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:45,695
剛才要不是你走路像大閘蟹

540
00:31:45,704 --> 00:31:46,898
我的撲克牌會被發現嗎

541
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:49,040
我告訴你，像你這種白癡

542
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,132
我在香港打的不少

543
00:31:50,675 --> 00:31:51,642
香港古惑仔

544
00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:53,668
這是新加坡，別惹我發笑

545
00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:54,838
猛虎不及地頭蛇

546
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,040
你媽沒教過你

547
00:31:56,047 --> 00:31:58,072
我只聽過不是猛龍不過江

548
00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:03,984
算了

549
00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:05,887
我給你黏牆壁

550
00:32:10,195 --> 00:32:12,789
算了

551
00:32:13,231 --> 00:32:14,698
別去惹這種流氓

552
00:32:24,910 --> 00:32:26,138
不好意思，拉肚子

553
00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:27,645
沒事吧

554
00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:33,640
你朋友

555
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,012
你隊友

556
00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:38,214
剛才要不是你拉著我

557
00:32:38,256 --> 00:32:40,884
我早就讓他趴下吃屎送院

558
00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:43,090
冷靜

559
00:32:44,729 --> 00:32:45,195
喂

560
00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:48,964
你盯著

561
00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:52,192
你在哪裡

562
00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:55,139
兩棵樹之間扔進來

563
00:33:03,048 --> 00:33:04,276
走

564
00:33:06,952 --> 00:33:11,013
在這裡吃烤麵包跟外頭味道大不同

565
00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:12,790
真的不一樣

566
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,657
剛才什麼事，為何那麼暴躁

567
00:33:16,862 --> 00:33:19,262
那傢伙越來越過份

568
00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:21,122
就這樣

569
00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:24,265
家裡剛好發生一些事

570
00:33:25,270 --> 00:33:26,168
差幾百塊

571
00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:28,036
我又人在兵營，什麼也做不了

572
00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:30,132
那傢伙又一直惹事，就爆發了

573
00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:33,168
幾百塊也不是個大數目

574
00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:34,969
錢不是問題

575
00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:36,909
錢不是問題，問題是沒有錢

576
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,642
幾百塊我先借給你

577
00:33:39,985 --> 00:33:40,713
真的嗎

578
00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:43,250
不過利息跟高利貸一樣

579
00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:44,853
開玩笑

580
00:33:57,736 --> 00:33:59,203
今天是我們的休息日

581
00:33:59,237 --> 00:34:00,829
休息日

582
00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:02,636
今天是我們的休息日

583
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,239
休息日

584
00:34:04,242 --> 00:34:06,073
今天是我們的休息日

585
00:34:06,111 --> 00:34:07,908
休息日

586
00:34:07,913 --> 00:34:09,710
今天是我們的休息日

587
00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:11,645
休息日

588
00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:14,243
乖孫在哪兒，看不到

589
00:34:15,687 --> 00:34:16,847
每一個都黑黝黝的

590
00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:18,987
而且穿著都一樣

591
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,218
制服當然一樣

592
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,894
看不到，我們下車看

593
00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:37,038
老大

594
00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:39,110
東西準備好了嗎

595
00:34:39,844 --> 00:34:41,038
昨晚吃了榴槤

596
00:34:41,046 --> 00:34:43,014
大小混在一起

597
00:34:43,048 --> 00:34:44,675
今早第一泡

598
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,175
夠狠

599
00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:49,913
找到Amy了嗎

600
00:34:50,188 --> 00:34:53,214
你以為你媽是警方情報科

601
00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:54,991
你就不能幫我嗎

602
00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:58,652
她幫了你兩個星期，還不夠嗎

603
00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:00,597
你夠了，開車

604
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:02,928
搗蛋鬼

605
00:35:03,168 --> 00:35:04,135
別害我被罰

606
00:35:06,004 --> 00:35:07,198
回家

607
00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:09,836
雞尾會

608
00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:12,936
這裡是不是雞尾會

609
00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:14,739
不，居委會

610
00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:19,014
菜市場前面一百二十六號街燈壞了

611
00:35:20,185 --> 00:35:21,982
你們快點派人來修理

612
00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:23,949
不然晚上很危險

613
00:35:25,090 --> 00:35:25,852
你們知道了

614
00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:27,847
別讓我再打來

615
00:35:27,892 --> 00:35:30,156
下次我直接投訴總理公署

616
00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:31,185
開始行動吧

617
00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:32,925
哪一個

618
00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:34,893
好

619
00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:37,632
燈柱前打電話那個

620
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:38,860
是的，長官

621
00:35:40,205 --> 00:35:41,172
一切順利

622
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,629
燈柱前那個

623
00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:43,307
是

624
00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:45,572
他們剛離開

625
00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:46,609
打電話那個

626
00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:47,940
對

627
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:54,846
好的，長官

628
00:35:58,823 --> 00:35:59,289
糟糕

629
00:36:03,228 --> 00:36:04,889
傻豹

630
00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:06,726
住手

631
00:36:11,803 --> 00:36:14,704
這是我ＮＤＵ老大

632
00:36:14,906 --> 00:36:16,965
你的ＮＤＵ老大

633
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:18,142
是啊

634
00:36:19,277 --> 00:36:21,040
這個不是那個王…

635
00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:22,842
我姓王

636
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:23,575
王教官

637
00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:25,578
這是什麼

638
00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:28,782
香港特產涼茶

639
00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:30,254
香港涼茶

640
00:36:30,288 --> 00:36:31,619
自己弄的

641
00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:32,783
對，絕對自己弄的

642
00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:33,257
好喝嗎

643
00:36:34,592 --> 00:36:36,082
當然好喝

644
00:36:36,094 --> 00:36:36,856
喝過嗎

645
00:36:36,961 --> 00:36:37,757
喝過

646
00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:38,790
你呢

647
00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:40,254
我沒喝過

648
00:36:40,298 --> 00:36:41,196
那試試看

649
00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:42,232
馬上

650
00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:43,462
我試試

651
00:36:43,501 --> 00:36:43,967
試啊

652
00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:44,559
我試

653
00:36:44,602 --> 00:36:45,068
試啊

654
00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:45,864
我試試

655
00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:46,598
喝

656
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:49,173
我真的喝了

657
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:49,832
喝

658
00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:04,354
如何

659
00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:06,223
好喝嗎

660
00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:09,991
超級無敵好喝

661
00:37:13,998 --> 00:37:15,158
你怎麼搞的

662
00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,191
差點被你害死，笨蛋

663
00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:19,000
你想用尿潑我教官

664
00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:20,862
你要我以後日子怎麼過

665
00:37:21,005 --> 00:37:22,029
你搞什麼鬼

666
00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:28,038
我求求你機靈一點，傻豹哥

667
00:37:28,046 --> 00:37:29,673
盡量盡量

668
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,208
有沒有搞錯，連個家字都能寫錯

669
00:37:32,817 --> 00:37:35,081
因為我沒有家，所以不會寫

670
00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:38,083
你可不可以整理一下

671
00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:39,249
跟亂葬崗一樣

672
00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:41,718
傻豹

673
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:42,988
來了

674
00:37:43,661 --> 00:37:44,685
什麼事，老大

675
00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:46,760
這不是我去當兵前吃剩的嗎

676
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:47,795
怎麼還在

677
00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:48,990
這傻豹真是的

678
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,991
怎麼可以做出這種事

679
00:37:51,669 --> 00:37:52,636
抱歉，老大

680
00:37:52,637 --> 00:37:54,571
因為我最近很忙

681
00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:57,871
你知道嗎
我們地盤最近好像發生了事情

682
00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:01,008
那些學生開始欠我們保護費

683
00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:02,102
還有一個

684
00:38:02,147 --> 00:38:03,808
叫山豬的

685
00:38:04,149 --> 00:38:07,676
超能打的，而且最嚴重的是

686
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:11,744
我發現蛇仔他們好像跟他走得很近

687
00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:14,149
你人頭豬腦何必怕你的同類

688
00:38:14,159 --> 00:38:15,854
你馬上跟我解決他

689
00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:17,922
蛇仔他們如果敢出花樣

690
00:38:18,029 --> 00:38:18,996
打斷他狗腿

691
00:38:20,598 --> 00:38:21,587
對了，老大

692
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,727
這湯是今早你媽…

693
00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:25,665
我媽

694
00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:27,067
不要

695
00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:29,106
她除了會煲湯之外，還會什麼

696
00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:32,103
她以為給我煲湯，我就會原諒她

697
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,167
她把我當白癡

698
00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:35,144
老大，你別這樣

699
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,577
你喝點吧

700
00:38:36,714 --> 00:38:38,079
不然我很難做

701
00:38:39,684 --> 00:38:40,708
都說了不喝

702
00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:42,649
你愛喝你喝

703
00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:45,587
我剛才不是喝過了嗎

704
00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:48,726
別這樣，老大，喝點吧

705
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,718
你那麼緊張我喝不喝

706
00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:52,188
是否收了我老媽好處

707
00:38:53,965 --> 00:38:55,125
沒有，沒有

708
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,096
沒有

709
00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:00,863
沒有，才怪

710
00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:02,901
這封是你的

711
00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:04,408
不要

712
00:39:04,809 --> 00:39:06,606
那我不是多了一千塊

713
00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:07,674
一千塊

714
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:10,548
最討厭她的錢，我把它花光

715
00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:14,811
八毛錢

716
00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:16,177
謝謝

717
00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:22,185
你的頭髮呢，怎麼都不見了

718
00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:24,024
每個人當兵都一樣

719
00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:25,256
居委會效率真高

720
00:39:25,296 --> 00:39:26,695
我一投訴就來修了

721
00:39:26,998 --> 00:39:28,659
對啊，你那麼厲害

722
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:29,860
你是怎麼跟他們說的

723
00:39:29,901 --> 00:39:31,869
我說沒有街燈妳就沒法做功課

724
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,064
他們就派人來修了

725
00:39:33,071 --> 00:39:33,867
亂說

726
00:39:34,739 --> 00:39:35,706
讓我再摸摸

727
00:39:36,241 --> 00:39:36,866
吃飯

728
00:39:38,643 --> 00:39:40,611
你這兩個星期訓練得如何

729
00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:41,636
會不會很辛苦

730
00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:43,938
有沒有被折磨

731
00:39:44,682 --> 00:39:45,774
妳怎會知道這個詞

732
00:39:45,817 --> 00:39:47,648
我看新兵正傳學的

733
00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:49,980
他們是陸軍不一樣

734
00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:51,750
我們的處罰叫Hammer

735
00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:53,222
我們的集合叫Muster

736
00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:54,986
我們的營房叫Cabin

737
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,083
我們的吃飯叫Chow

738
00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:56,889
馬上Chow

739
00:39:59,297 --> 00:40:00,161
你來幹嘛

740
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:02,628
你女朋友

741
00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:03,599
我妹妹啦什麼女朋友

742
00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:04,568
妹妹

743
00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:05,933
你好，我是偉明

744
00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:06,961
我是羅薇

745
00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:09,098
羅薇，我是偉明

746
00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:11,909
我叫羅邦，幹嘛你

747
00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:13,066
對了

748
00:40:13,878 --> 00:40:14,970
這是我答應要給你的

749
00:40:17,181 --> 00:40:18,170
聘金

750
00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:19,615
聘金娶我媽

751
00:40:19,651 --> 00:40:21,016
娶你媽那需要這麼多

752
00:40:21,686 --> 00:40:23,654
娶你妹，你不是答應了嗎

753
00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:24,883
去你的，我幾時答應過

754
00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:26,015
你想的美

755
00:40:26,724 --> 00:40:27,713
可以把手機號碼給我嗎

756
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:29,124
我還在

757
00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:31,185
開玩笑的，我媽打來了

758
00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:34,698
媽，我快到了

759
00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:36,063
謝謝你

760
00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:37,764
再見羅薇

761
00:40:38,636 --> 00:40:39,193
再見羅薇

762
00:40:39,237 --> 00:40:40,169
你只跟羅薇說再見

763
00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:41,138
不必跟羅邦我說再見

764
00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:42,766
妳的手機號碼我直接跟你哥要

765
00:40:42,807 --> 00:40:43,796
去你的

766
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:45,576
吃飯，別理他

767
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,168
有沒東西吃，你媽我肚子餓

768
00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:49,669
來，媽，坐下吃

769
00:40:51,849 --> 00:40:52,747
哥，我分點給你

770
00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:53,808
沒關係，妳吃

771
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,712
有沒有錢，拿點錢來

772
00:40:56,754 --> 00:40:58,244
我上次不是給過你了，錢呢

773
00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:01,124
你幾時給過我了

774
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:02,615
我那天不是給妳了嗎

775
00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:06,028
你幾時給過我，你自己看看，哪有

776
00:41:13,237 --> 00:41:14,602
還說你沒吸白粉

777
00:41:14,872 --> 00:41:16,203
吸毒要坐牢的妳知道嗎

778
00:41:16,941 --> 00:41:21,173
你聽我說

779
00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:24,608
你別吵，我還給妳

780
00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:26,173
我還給妳，妳自己得小心

781
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:33,784
沒這個，我怎可能活到現在

782
00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:38,161
你老爸是我害死的

783
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:42,629
我當初不掉頭就沒事了

784
00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:45,099
是我害死你老爸

785
00:41:45,136 --> 00:41:47,229
不是，那是意外

786
00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:49,638
不關妳的事，你都沒錯

787
00:41:57,281 --> 00:41:59,215
我在當兵，阿薇還小

788
00:41:59,751 --> 00:42:01,616
妳這個樣子，妳想我怎樣

789
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,246
妳聽我說

790
00:42:14,599 --> 00:42:19,662
你被選入蛙人部隊
表兄弟姐妹都以你為榮

791
00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:21,638
他們稍後會給你一個驚喜

792
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:30,475
四十八班，立正

793
00:42:31,449 --> 00:42:32,541
四十八班，站好

794
00:42:33,818 --> 00:42:34,807
晚上好，長官

795
00:42:34,852 --> 00:42:35,819
晚上好

796
00:42:35,853 --> 00:42:37,286
四十八班長報告

797
00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:40,683
人數一百到齊，等候命令

798
00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:41,589
稍息

799
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,489
四十八班，稍息

800
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:51,801
蛙人Ken chow，呼呀

801
00:42:51,803 --> 00:42:56,206
歡迎蛙人Ken chow

802
00:42:56,541 --> 00:42:58,566
不錯，你們怎知道這些

803
00:42:58,609 --> 00:42:59,473
網上搜的

804
00:42:59,610 --> 00:43:01,578
好，不過不夠好

805
00:43:01,612 --> 00:43:03,580
全體，伏地挺身

806
00:43:03,714 --> 00:43:05,181
是，長官

807
00:43:06,551 --> 00:43:07,848
他們只是小孩子

808
00:43:07,852 --> 00:43:09,820
這是我在軍營每天的生活

809
00:43:09,821 --> 00:43:11,345
每時每刻

810
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:12,556
生活是殘酷的

811
00:43:13,624 --> 00:43:16,218
你很無聊，這樣很好玩嗎

812
00:43:16,661 --> 00:43:17,855
多事

813
00:43:18,329 --> 00:43:19,193
不錯啊

814
00:43:22,366 --> 00:43:24,766
哥，想你

815
00:43:25,470 --> 00:43:28,439
大姐，外甥當兵第一次回家

816
00:43:28,473 --> 00:43:29,872
家裡就這麼熱鬧

817
00:43:29,907 --> 00:43:31,602
好像中元節普渡一樣

818
00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:32,837
只差沒辦歌臺

819
00:43:32,877 --> 00:43:34,777
我不就請了你這個歌王來了

820
00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:37,711
今天要是辦普渡

821
00:43:38,416 --> 00:43:39,883
你肯定是那隻餓鬼

822
00:43:39,884 --> 00:43:42,216
親家，你怎麼可以這麼說

823
00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:43,551
我今天可不是白來的

824
00:43:43,588 --> 00:43:45,317
我可是來把米桶（福氣）帶給你的

825
00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:46,789
你會那麼好給我米桶（福氣）

826
00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:48,725
大姐，我真的把米桶（福氣）帶給你

827
00:43:50,261 --> 00:43:52,320
這個最新款米桶

828
00:43:52,363 --> 00:43:54,854
裡面的米吃過就會

829
00:43:54,866 --> 00:43:57,198
健康快樂幸福

830
00:43:57,201 --> 00:44:00,329
給你賺大錢，全家發

831
00:44:00,905 --> 00:44:03,567
那你今天多吃點

832
00:44:04,609 --> 00:44:06,509
老公，請他喝酒

833
00:44:07,278 --> 00:44:08,245
喝酒

834
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,445
你也過來吃點東西

835
00:44:18,789 --> 00:44:20,780
你手臂怎麼啦

836
00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,793
他們是不是虐待你

837
00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:24,727
這只是訓練的一部份

838
00:44:24,729 --> 00:44:26,356
你不知道ＮＤＵ不是人去的嗎

839
00:44:27,865 --> 00:44:28,854
大姐，這裡也有

840
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:32,568
等等，我一定要拍下證據

841
00:44:32,570 --> 00:44:34,561
然後去投訴

842
00:44:35,306 --> 00:44:37,740
我一看就知道這種訓練很嚴格

843
00:44:37,742 --> 00:44:39,733
但是就算訓練再嚴格

844
00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:43,235
之後也得到河裡撈屍體

845
00:44:43,648 --> 00:44:46,674
大水溝阻塞也得潛水去疏通

846
00:44:46,717 --> 00:44:48,582
這種兵只有兩個字能形容

847
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:49,344
什麼

848
00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:50,320
屎工

849
00:44:50,488 --> 00:44:51,819
舅舅，謝謝

850
00:44:52,456 --> 00:44:53,787
你有沒有查清楚

851
00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:55,258
那是以前

852
00:44:55,293 --> 00:44:56,658
現在不是這樣了

853
00:44:57,295 --> 00:45:00,696
現在的ＮＤＵ，就跟美國海豹部隊一樣

854
00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:03,258
你懂嗎，特種部隊

855
00:45:03,434 --> 00:45:07,234
新加坡只有百分之零點一的人
有資格加入

856
00:45:07,505 --> 00:45:09,803
我兒子就是其中之一

857
00:45:09,807 --> 00:45:10,774
愛現

858
00:45:11,442 --> 00:45:12,704
給你長知識

859
00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:14,310
喝酒

860
00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:20,475
這什麼酒，好喝

861
00:45:20,685 --> 00:45:25,179
這個叫Dester Beer
就是這啤酒，好喝吧

862
00:45:25,623 --> 00:45:27,557
你到哪兒去了

863
00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:28,422
現在才打給我

864
00:45:28,793 --> 00:45:31,193
我過去兩星期不斷打給你

865
00:45:31,329 --> 00:45:32,421
你去哪兒了

866
00:45:32,597 --> 00:45:34,758
我早晚不停打給你，發短信給你

867
00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:36,690
你為何避開我

868
00:45:37,201 --> 00:45:38,395
你不知道我在ＮＤＵ嗎

869
00:45:38,502 --> 00:45:40,333
全宇宙最辛苦的單位

870
00:45:40,771 --> 00:45:41,795
你怎麼能這樣對我

871
00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:46,367
我現在打給你的原因是

872
00:45:46,377 --> 00:45:47,537
我已經做出了決定

873
00:45:50,815 --> 00:45:51,679
我們分手吧

874
00:45:51,849 --> 00:45:52,838
分手

875
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:55,514
你怎麼可以背叛我

876
00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,687
你知道我現在身上每一寸

877
00:45:57,688 --> 00:45:59,747
都受了重傷

878
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,349
而你卻還來傷我的心

879
00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:03,720
我需要的是堅強的人

880
00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:08,392
可以保護我、愛我、關心我

881
00:46:08,399 --> 00:46:10,799
理解我的感受

882
00:46:10,835 --> 00:46:13,235
我需要有堅定意志

883
00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:14,329
和思想成熟的人

884
00:46:14,739 --> 00:46:16,502
你太孩子氣了

885
00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:20,302
分手吧，放手吧

886
00:46:20,311 --> 00:46:21,778
你電影看太多了

887
00:46:21,812 --> 00:46:23,871
你要的人根本不存在

888
00:46:24,248 --> 00:46:27,411
即使到工廠訂製也不可能

889
00:46:27,418 --> 00:46:28,282
你別妄想了

890
00:46:31,422 --> 00:46:32,719
接電話

891
00:46:34,392 --> 00:46:35,484
快接電話

892
00:46:45,569 --> 00:46:48,436
混蛋

893
00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:01,216
你要冷靜

894
00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:04,317
這叫兵變，很普遍的

895
00:47:05,256 --> 00:47:06,621
現在最重要的

896
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:09,455
是你得集中精神接受訓練

897
00:47:09,593 --> 00:47:11,584
這種事情很快就過去的

898
00:47:11,629 --> 00:47:13,256
很快就會忘記的

899
00:47:15,866 --> 00:47:18,266
我恨國民服役

900
00:47:18,402 --> 00:47:19,596
沒事的

901
00:47:19,637 --> 00:47:22,435
沒辦法，我出最後一招了

902
00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:24,508
叫他去簽約當空軍戰鬥機師

903
00:47:24,608 --> 00:47:26,337
為何當戰鬥機師

904
00:47:26,377 --> 00:47:28,277
這樣就能離開ＮＤＵ

905
00:47:28,446 --> 00:47:29,845
這樣行嗎

906
00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:31,712
行的，很多人都這麼做

907
00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:38,754
經過慎重考慮，我決定

908
00:47:38,789 --> 00:47:41,553
要加入空軍部隊，成為戰鬥機師

909
00:47:41,759 --> 00:47:43,727
我想飛，不想游泳

910
00:47:46,263 --> 00:47:47,389
前途似錦

911
00:47:47,631 --> 00:47:48,529
謝教官

912
00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:49,499
我也這麼認為

913
00:47:50,267 --> 00:47:52,235
我明早會轉告營長

914
00:47:52,636 --> 00:47:54,263
但是善意提醒

915
00:47:54,338 --> 00:47:55,532
在你還沒調走之前

916
00:47:55,639 --> 00:47:58,733
你還是得接受所有的訓練

917
00:47:59,510 --> 00:48:00,534
沒得例外

918
00:48:00,678 --> 00:48:01,508
明白嗎

919
00:48:01,846 --> 00:48:02,710
是，教官

920
00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:04,745
滾

921
00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:06,213
謝教官

922
00:48:17,328 --> 00:48:18,556
四十八班，趕快集合

923
00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:21,755
眼睛紅了沒

924
00:48:21,799 --> 00:48:23,858
你又來了，不要啦

925
00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:26,294
你每次裝病，都沒人相信

926
00:48:26,337 --> 00:48:27,861
演戲講求天份

927
00:48:27,872 --> 00:48:29,203
你那麼壯

928
00:48:29,206 --> 00:48:30,173
演技好也沒用

929
00:48:30,207 --> 00:48:31,674
趕快集合

930
00:48:43,788 --> 00:48:45,312
我想跟你分享

931
00:48:45,790 --> 00:48:48,418
分享從補習那兒學到的心得

932
00:48:48,692 --> 00:48:49,420
補習

933
00:48:49,460 --> 00:48:51,690
是啊，特種部隊補習

934
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,493
第一，專注在訓練上面

935
00:48:54,732 --> 00:48:56,495
第二，團隊合作

936
00:48:56,767 --> 00:49:00,328
別連累隊友也算是一種團隊合作

937
00:49:00,738 --> 00:49:02,706
你在說你自己嗎

938
00:49:02,873 --> 00:49:04,864
不是，我只是分享我補習所學

939
00:49:04,909 --> 00:49:06,376
我只是分享秘訣

940
00:49:07,344 --> 00:49:09,244
別擔心，要開心

941
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,645
不要相爭，要相愛

942
00:49:11,215 --> 00:49:11,704
跟你

943
00:49:11,715 --> 00:49:13,273
不是，別誤會

944
00:49:13,417 --> 00:49:14,384
是跟大家

945
00:49:15,853 --> 00:49:17,514
別五十步笑百步

946
00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:20,450
對啊，害人精竟然教人不要害別人

947
00:49:27,898 --> 00:49:31,356
王教官

948
00:49:31,769 --> 00:49:34,465
呼呀，王教官

949
00:49:35,206 --> 00:49:35,729
呼呀

950
00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:42,639
開始訓練前

951
00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:44,170
有沒人感到身體不適

952
00:49:44,348 --> 00:49:45,474
沒有，教官

953
00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:46,208
教官

954
00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:48,884
我可能患上紅眼症

955
00:49:51,856 --> 00:49:52,788
昨晚要當戰鬥機師

956
00:49:53,691 --> 00:49:55,249
今早就紅眼症

957
00:49:55,559 --> 00:49:57,424
既然你是個小病孩

958
00:49:57,595 --> 00:49:59,222
其他人去訓練時

959
00:49:59,430 --> 00:50:01,660
你就在這裡站十五分鐘

960
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:05,325
如果過後眼睛仍然紅腫

961
00:50:05,569 --> 00:50:06,661
我就讓你去掛病號

962
00:50:07,872 --> 00:50:10,670
我需要一名自願者

963
00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:13,700
跟他大眼瞪小眼

964
00:50:13,878 --> 00:50:17,405
之後再帶他去掛病號

965
00:50:17,882 --> 00:50:18,746
有沒有自願者

966
00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:20,411
我

967
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,748
怎麼又是你

968
00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:25,253
四十八班只有你一個人嗎

969
00:50:25,289 --> 00:50:25,755
對

970
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:26,618
不

971
00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:30,285
很好，沒有團隊合作精神

972
00:50:30,728 --> 00:50:31,660
除了你之外

973
00:50:32,296 --> 00:50:32,853
全體伏地挺身

974
00:50:37,635 --> 00:50:39,296
教官，我也做，團隊精神

975
00:50:49,813 --> 00:50:52,407
今天是戰鬥蛙人訓練的第一天

976
00:50:53,284 --> 00:50:54,683
把木槳授予你們

977
00:50:55,352 --> 00:50:58,412
象徵你們的新生

978
00:50:58,856 --> 00:51:03,816
要牢記榮譽、廉正，以及團隊精神

979
00:51:04,695 --> 00:51:08,426
我祝你們在接下來的訓練順利

980
00:51:09,266 --> 00:51:11,826
我現在把你們交給你們的主教官

981
00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:16,197
他是一名經驗老到

982
00:51:16,206 --> 00:51:19,767
要求嚴格的教官

983
00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:23,744
他就是林教官

984
00:51:24,381 --> 00:51:24,847
綽號

985
00:51:25,449 --> 00:51:26,211
天下第二

986
00:51:37,328 --> 00:51:39,455
我聽說他被調走了，怎麼還在

987
00:51:40,564 --> 00:51:41,462
糟了

988
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:42,190
長官

989
00:51:45,469 --> 00:51:46,436
交給你了，林教官

990
00:51:46,537 --> 00:51:47,231
謝長官

991
00:51:52,676 --> 00:51:53,608
四十八班

992
00:51:54,745 --> 00:51:58,340
我聽說你們是一群窩囊廢

993
00:51:58,349 --> 00:52:00,180
裡頭有不少白癡腦殘

994
00:52:01,518 --> 00:52:03,418
你們如果認為之前很辛苦

995
00:52:03,854 --> 00:52:05,219
你最好重新再衡量

996
00:52:05,789 --> 00:52:07,256
因為在ＣＤＣ這裡

997
00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:09,820
唯一好過的，只有昨天

998
00:52:11,862 --> 00:52:14,831
ＣＤＣ的訓練比基本軍訓嚴苛多了

999
00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:17,732
對體能以及意志力的要求更高

1000
00:52:17,735 --> 00:52:19,828
這裡的教官們都腦筋有問題

1001
00:52:20,738 --> 00:52:23,434
不斷把我們往崩潰邊緣推

1002
00:52:23,874 --> 00:52:26,866
天下第二說，唯一好過的是昨天

1003
00:52:27,578 --> 00:52:30,775
我當兵前早有準備

1004
00:52:30,814 --> 00:52:34,648
都覺得最辛苦的永遠是明天

1005
00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:38,288
更何況那些毫無準備的

1006
00:52:40,557 --> 00:52:42,252
ＣＤＣ，對我來說

1007
00:52:42,292 --> 00:52:43,850
簡直就是通往地獄的道路

1008
00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:52,698
很累嗎

1009
00:52:53,337 --> 00:52:54,770
我一人能控制你們全隊

1010
00:52:55,272 --> 00:52:56,569
八個人竟然無法控制一艘橡皮艇

1011
00:52:56,573 --> 00:52:57,505
你有什麼毛病

1012
00:52:58,575 --> 00:53:00,509
很累嗎

1013
00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:02,373
我再給你兩個人好嗎

1014
00:53:02,546 --> 00:53:03,274
真的嗎

1015
00:53:03,447 --> 00:53:04,744
真的

1016
00:53:04,748 --> 00:53:05,772
當然是真的

1017
00:53:09,319 --> 00:53:11,253
混蛋，短命王八蛋

1018
00:53:11,255 --> 00:53:12,745
成事不足，敗事有餘

1019
00:53:12,790 --> 00:53:14,382
你這個全家慘

1020
00:53:14,391 --> 00:53:16,382
我不讓你黏牆壁，我就不叫黑龍

1021
00:53:20,330 --> 00:53:21,661
別想那麼多了

1022
00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:23,724
我們去鍛鍊，一會兒就沒事了

1023
00:53:25,335 --> 00:53:28,862
我在船上的時候，一點都不好玩

1024
00:53:28,906 --> 00:53:29,873
我真的很不內疚

1025
00:53:32,376 --> 00:53:33,400
住嘴，別再說了

1026
00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:35,344
你還真欠揍

1027
00:53:35,646 --> 00:53:38,308
這種人在當年早就被人蓋棉被了

1028
00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:39,311
蓋棉被幹嘛

1029
00:53:39,349 --> 00:53:40,316
揍啊

1030
00:54:33,303 --> 00:54:34,463
不好意思

1031
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:37,229
有人嗎

1032
00:54:38,342 --> 00:54:40,310
外面有人嗎

1033
00:54:55,459 --> 00:54:58,360
開門啊，別鬧了

1034
00:54:58,729 --> 00:55:00,253
教官見到我光著屁股

1035
00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:01,628
大家都要受罰

1036
00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:03,531
快點開門

1037
00:55:08,605 --> 00:55:11,733
別玩了，求你們開門

1038
00:55:11,842 --> 00:55:15,209
待會被發現又要被罰了

1039
00:55:15,579 --> 00:55:18,742
對不起，快開門

1040
00:55:18,882 --> 00:55:19,507
什麼事

1041
00:55:19,716 --> 00:55:20,375
謝謝

1042
00:55:25,389 --> 00:55:26,720
求求你們把鎖頭打開

1043
00:55:26,757 --> 00:55:28,349
我要拿我衣服

1044
00:55:31,195 --> 00:55:33,163
把鑰匙給我

1045
00:55:35,699 --> 00:55:38,725
求求你們，我向你們道歉

1046
00:55:39,736 --> 00:55:41,397
我知道我剛才又連累了你們

1047
00:55:42,806 --> 00:55:43,830
我又不是故意的

1048
00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:46,434
我發誓，我下次會改進的
黑龍，求求你

1049
00:55:47,578 --> 00:55:48,738
其實也不算是我錯

1050
00:55:49,213 --> 00:55:50,646
不是你錯，難道是我錯

1051
00:55:50,647 --> 00:55:52,274
是我錯

1052
00:55:52,282 --> 00:55:53,840
你這全家慘，聽清楚了

1053
00:55:54,418 --> 00:55:55,646
如果你再連累我們一次

1054
00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:56,618
就一次

1055
00:55:56,753 --> 00:55:58,482
我會把你的鑰匙扔到樓下操場

1056
00:55:58,488 --> 00:56:00,513
讓你光著屁股下去撿

1057
00:56:00,657 --> 00:56:01,316
你明白嗎

1058
00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:01,881
知道了

1059
00:56:02,826 --> 00:56:03,554
混蛋

1060
00:56:13,837 --> 00:56:14,496
兄弟們，謝謝

1061
00:56:15,272 --> 00:56:17,763
其實我想讓你們知道

1062
00:56:17,774 --> 00:56:22,734
我今天從你們身上得到一個寶貴教訓

1063
00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:26,281
絕對有助於我的成長

1064
00:56:29,753 --> 00:56:31,220
你們可別介意

1065
00:56:31,221 --> 00:56:33,587
王教官說過

1066
00:56:33,624 --> 00:56:35,455
不准賭博

1067
00:56:35,459 --> 00:56:36,289
住嘴

1068
00:56:36,793 --> 00:56:37,555
尤其在營房內

1069
00:56:37,594 --> 00:56:38,424
住嘴

1070
00:56:38,862 --> 00:56:41,262
好的，住嘴

1071
00:56:41,531 --> 00:56:44,227
我想讓你們知道

1072
00:56:44,501 --> 00:56:47,368
我是一個你們能信賴的隊友

1073
00:56:49,506 --> 00:56:51,565
我知道你們愛玩樂

1074
00:56:51,708 --> 00:56:52,697
我支持

1075
00:56:53,510 --> 00:56:56,274
我假裝在外頭看書

1076
00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:57,641
順便幫你們當哨兵

1077
00:56:57,648 --> 00:57:00,173
以防王教官突擊檢查

1078
00:57:00,317 --> 00:57:02,376
我要確保你們能在一個既安全

1079
00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:03,750
又舒適的環境下玩樂

1080
00:57:04,321 --> 00:57:04,787
呼呀

1081
00:57:06,556 --> 00:57:08,456
滾出去

1082
00:57:33,583 --> 00:57:35,676
哇佬，王教官

1083
00:57:37,754 --> 00:57:40,552
呼呀，王教官

1084
00:57:41,558 --> 00:57:42,855
晚上好

1085
00:57:47,230 --> 00:57:48,197
你叫我哇佬王教官

1086
00:57:48,699 --> 00:57:49,666
我長得很老嗎

1087
00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:50,690
不，是呼呀王教官

1088
00:57:51,501 --> 00:57:53,560
你們肯定有古怪

1089
00:57:54,504 --> 00:57:55,232
起立

1090
00:57:57,874 --> 00:58:01,833
各位，你們今天在搞什麼鬼

1091
00:58:01,845 --> 00:58:02,709
抽菸

1092
00:58:02,713 --> 00:58:03,338
沒有

1093
00:58:03,513 --> 00:58:04,309
色情刊物

1094
00:58:04,314 --> 00:58:04,780
沒有

1095
00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:05,543
叫外賣

1096
00:58:05,749 --> 00:58:06,443
沒有

1097
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:10,453
我以男子漢身份向您保證

1098
00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:11,545
我對天發誓

1099
00:58:11,555 --> 00:58:13,455
他們絕對沒有幹你所說的那些事

1100
00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:15,185
也絕對沒在賭錢

1101
00:58:16,893 --> 00:58:18,292
賭錢

1102
00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:20,857
他們到底在幹嘛

1103
00:58:21,865 --> 00:58:22,490
我們在

1104
00:58:22,532 --> 00:58:23,726
唱聖歌

1105
00:58:24,368 --> 00:58:26,336
讀聖經，以及誠心祈禱

1106
00:58:26,370 --> 00:58:28,668
祝福大家可以順利通過

1107
00:58:28,672 --> 00:58:30,606
即將到來的克難週

1108
00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:32,699
好虔誠

1109
00:58:34,311 --> 00:58:38,213
我們還分享了有意義的聖經故事

1110
00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:39,713
就像這個

1111
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,452
別不好意思嘛

1112
00:58:45,188 --> 00:58:46,780
我即將跟您分享的是

1113
00:58:46,823 --> 00:58:48,620
摩西分開紅海

1114
00:58:55,298 --> 00:58:56,265
這不是聖經嗎

1115
00:58:57,367 --> 00:58:58,629
我還能解釋

1116
00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:02,235
我吃屎

1117
00:59:05,575 --> 00:59:13,744
快點

1118
00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:17,512
一號，二號艇

1119
00:59:17,854 --> 00:59:19,685
很清楚顯示

1120
00:59:20,290 --> 00:59:22,485
我給你們方便，你們當隨便

1121
00:59:23,527 --> 00:59:25,290
我不管你們在外頭如何呼風喚雨

1122
00:59:25,729 --> 00:59:26,821
一旦在這裡

1123
00:59:27,697 --> 00:59:29,358
就得遵守這裡的規矩

1124
00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:32,263
既然你們不斷顯露出

1125
00:59:32,302 --> 00:59:33,599
死不改換的態度

1126
00:59:35,238 --> 00:59:36,705
我就讓你們嘗嘗

1127
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,765
不斷改換的滋味

1128
00:59:45,248 --> 00:59:47,216
換上四號軍裝

1129
00:59:52,823 --> 00:59:54,654
五分鐘內換上潛水衣

1130
01:00:05,469 --> 01:00:06,663
這是你最佳水平嗎

1131
01:00:06,670 --> 01:00:07,534
不，教官

1132
01:00:07,571 --> 01:00:08,435
你想當什麼

1133
01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:09,427
蛙人

1134
01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:11,707
換上四號軍裝

1135
01:00:38,668 --> 01:00:39,862
換上潛水衣

1136
01:01:09,799 --> 01:01:11,494
跟陸軍不同

1137
01:01:11,535 --> 01:01:15,596
我們的訓練基本有五項特色

1138
01:01:15,639 --> 01:01:16,606
陽光

1139
01:01:16,606 --> 01:01:17,573
海水

1140
01:01:17,574 --> 01:01:18,563
沙灘

1141
01:01:18,608 --> 01:01:19,438
汗水

1142
01:01:19,576 --> 01:01:20,565
屎工

1143
01:01:24,581 --> 01:01:26,549
濕沙操，不是叫你游泳

1144
01:01:28,218 --> 01:01:30,186
童子軍，動作比你們快

1145
01:01:33,857 --> 01:01:35,688
各種的懲罰花招以外

1146
01:01:35,725 --> 01:01:37,716
教官們還偶爾會請我們吃著名的

1147
01:01:37,727 --> 01:01:39,592
灑上花生粉的糯米糰

1148
01:01:39,896 --> 01:01:42,797
是哪個混蛋把這麼變態的懲罰

1149
01:01:42,799 --> 01:01:44,699
以我最喜歡的小吃來命名

1150
01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:49,338
自從Ken發現

1151
01:01:49,339 --> 01:01:51,864
女友被突擊隊員搶走之後

1152
01:01:51,908 --> 01:01:54,809
他脾氣變得非常暴躁

1153
01:01:54,811 --> 01:01:57,336
我覺得他一定會因此

1154
01:01:57,347 --> 01:02:00,646
惹禍上身

1155
01:02:06,756 --> 01:02:08,417
我恨扛輪胎訓練

1156
01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:10,722
我不需要你喜歡，我只需要你盲幹

1157
01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:20,831
繼續翻

1158
01:02:20,837 --> 01:02:22,236
你們真是窩囊

1159
01:02:22,272 --> 01:02:23,398
你們到底在幹嘛

1160
01:02:23,673 --> 01:02:24,298
繼續翻

1161
01:02:25,308 --> 01:02:26,798
別一直表現得可憐兮兮

1162
01:02:26,843 --> 01:02:27,832
你們到底在幹嘛

1163
01:02:28,378 --> 01:02:28,844
繼續翻

1164
01:02:28,878 --> 01:02:30,277
真是一群廢物

1165
01:02:31,314 --> 01:02:33,782
身體那麼壯那麼沒用

1166
01:02:33,817 --> 01:02:34,681
住嘴

1167
01:02:34,684 --> 01:02:35,673
我受夠了

1168
01:02:35,885 --> 01:02:37,614
這個訓練有什麼用

1169
01:02:37,654 --> 01:02:39,349
靠扛輪胎能打贏戰爭嗎

1170
01:02:39,522 --> 01:02:40,454
這完全沒用

1171
01:02:40,457 --> 01:02:42,448
我已經盡了百分百全力

1172
01:02:42,492 --> 01:02:43,584
你卻還要刁難我

1173
01:02:44,194 --> 01:02:45,422
我比你們所有教官都強

1174
01:02:45,462 --> 01:02:46,520
你們口水多過茶

1175
01:02:46,563 --> 01:02:47,587
說的比做的厲害

1176
01:02:48,398 --> 01:02:48,864
你住口

1177
01:02:51,234 --> 01:02:52,599
這是幹什麼

1178
01:02:52,669 --> 01:02:56,332
他說他比我們所有教官都強

1179
01:02:58,308 --> 01:02:59,434
我很驚訝

1180
01:03:00,477 --> 01:03:02,274
你這是向我們挑戰嗎

1181
01:03:02,412 --> 01:03:03,538
我說的是實話

1182
01:03:03,580 --> 01:03:04,512
實話

1183
01:03:04,514 --> 01:03:06,675
實話將會傷害你

1184
01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:07,807
既然你認為

1185
01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:10,378
全部教官都那麼沒用

1186
01:03:11,488 --> 01:03:13,547
他比我年輕力壯

1187
01:03:13,823 --> 01:03:15,620
不然你就跟我比一比

1188
01:03:15,892 --> 01:03:16,824
輪胎賽跑

1189
01:03:17,327 --> 01:03:18,555
我讓你二十公尺

1190
01:03:20,196 --> 01:03:20,753
大操場

1191
01:03:21,431 --> 01:03:22,193
五分鐘後見

1192
01:03:22,232 --> 01:03:23,199
不要啊，長官

1193
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:24,489
沒問題，走吧

1194
01:03:28,271 --> 01:03:28,862
開始

1195
01:04:29,632 --> 01:04:30,428
後退

1196
01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:31,663
別理他

1197
01:04:33,336 --> 01:04:34,234
別碰他

1198
01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:35,762
後退

1199
01:04:41,344 --> 01:04:42,436
你不是想挑戰我嗎

1200
01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:44,202
我告訴你

1201
01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:45,848
你是我所遇過最爛的挑戰者

1202
01:04:48,451 --> 01:04:49,748
跟你說話的時候立正站好

1203
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:51,282
站好

1204
01:04:51,788 --> 01:04:52,550
是，長官

1205
01:04:55,358 --> 01:04:56,586
這裡都是頂尖精英

1206
01:04:57,827 --> 01:05:00,796
你根本不配在這裡

1207
01:05:01,364 --> 01:05:04,299
打從你第一天踏進這裡開始

1208
01:05:04,300 --> 01:05:05,267
我已經開始留意你

1209
01:05:06,603 --> 01:05:07,592
打電話

1210
01:05:08,271 --> 01:05:08,794
傳簡訊

1211
01:05:09,372 --> 01:05:10,634
你以為我看不到嗎

1212
01:05:11,441 --> 01:05:12,772
每項訓練

1213
01:05:13,543 --> 01:05:14,510
你都心不在焉

1214
01:05:14,878 --> 01:05:16,345
不斷找尋理由偷懶

1215
01:05:16,513 --> 01:05:17,741
你以為我都不知道嗎

1216
01:05:19,816 --> 01:05:21,875
你掛了十二次病號

1217
01:05:22,519 --> 01:05:24,282
假裝紅眼症

1218
01:05:24,487 --> 01:05:26,250
減壓症

1219
01:05:26,489 --> 01:05:27,581
從頭到腳趾頭

1220
01:05:27,757 --> 01:05:30,453
你都有毛病

1221
01:05:32,295 --> 01:05:33,262
你把這裡當什麼地方

1222
01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:34,355
夏令營

1223
01:05:34,664 --> 01:05:37,758
我不會再忍受你的怠慢態度

1224
01:05:37,834 --> 01:05:39,461
ＮＤＵ只歡迎精英

1225
01:05:39,836 --> 01:05:41,667
你一直希望離開

1226
01:05:41,738 --> 01:05:44,172
去加入空軍部隊成為戰鬥機師

1227
01:05:45,308 --> 01:05:46,275
告訴你

1228
01:05:46,576 --> 01:05:48,771
我會親自完成你的品性評估報告

1229
01:05:48,812 --> 01:05:51,406
空軍部隊就會瞭解你的爛態度

1230
01:05:51,414 --> 01:05:52,403
你想飛嗎

1231
01:05:53,249 --> 01:05:54,477
你只能讓風箏飛

1232
01:05:56,419 --> 01:05:57,647
你根本不配在這裡

1233
01:05:58,421 --> 01:05:59,718
你一直想離開

1234
01:06:00,423 --> 01:06:02,721
不必再大傷腦筋

1235
01:06:04,627 --> 01:06:05,491
你

1236
01:06:05,562 --> 01:06:06,256
被

1237
01:06:06,563 --> 01:06:07,222
退訓了

1238
01:06:18,041 --> 01:06:18,939
你就好了

1239
01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:21,136
你終於不必當蛙人

1240
01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:22,611
成為了自由人

1241
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:24,647
恭喜

1242
01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:26,012
你總算離開了地獄

1243
01:06:26,015 --> 01:06:28,279
對，離開就對了

1244
01:06:28,284 --> 01:06:29,842
看你四肢發達

1245
01:06:29,886 --> 01:06:31,012
只會裝病

1246
01:06:31,020 --> 01:06:32,920
裝到全世界都看不起你

1247
01:06:32,922 --> 01:06:33,820
你的離開

1248
01:06:33,857 --> 01:06:35,916
絕對是造福人群

1249
01:06:35,925 --> 01:06:36,823
幹得好

1250
01:06:37,126 --> 01:06:38,115
謝謝你

1251
01:06:38,161 --> 01:06:39,992
你裝病裝得那麼明顯的事

1252
01:06:40,029 --> 01:06:42,793
教官們一定會通知空軍

1253
01:06:42,799 --> 01:06:45,597
你的申請可能就不會被批准了

1254
01:06:45,635 --> 01:06:46,101
你說真的

1255
01:06:46,135 --> 01:06:46,863
當然

1256
01:06:46,903 --> 01:06:49,895
海陸空三軍共用一個數據庫

1257
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:52,599
你怎麼知道

1258
01:06:52,642 --> 01:06:54,075
我從書上看到的

1259
01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:56,144
管他呢，我不理了

1260
01:06:56,746 --> 01:06:57,906
當我去了空軍

1261
01:06:57,947 --> 01:06:59,676
將是新的開始

1262
01:06:59,682 --> 01:07:00,979
新的人生，新的態度

1263
01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:01,847
嶄新的我

1264
01:07:01,885 --> 01:07:02,783
相信我

1265
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:05,911
讓我來跟你分析一下

1266
01:07:05,955 --> 01:07:08,048
退訓不錯是很痛快

1267
01:07:08,091 --> 01:07:09,080
但是你有沒有想過

1268
01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:11,093
要是被你的女友和她的突擊隊男友

1269
01:07:11,094 --> 01:07:11,958
知道你被踢走

1270
01:07:11,961 --> 01:07:13,189
他們就會更痛快

1271
01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:14,060
為什麼呢

1272
01:07:14,097 --> 01:07:15,689
因為被他們說中了

1273
01:07:15,698 --> 01:07:17,063
你孩子氣，不成熟

1274
01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:18,089
所以才會被退訓

1275
01:07:18,101 --> 01:07:19,033
我說真的

1276
01:07:19,068 --> 01:07:20,592
你這個偉大的故事

1277
01:07:20,603 --> 01:07:23,800
將會被那光頭
說到他退役拿退休金為止

1278
01:07:23,806 --> 01:07:25,967
你的大名在ＮＤＵ裡

1279
01:07:26,009 --> 01:07:27,943
肯定比操場上那隻青蛙還出名

1280
01:07:27,944 --> 01:07:29,002
我不騙你

1281
01:07:29,012 --> 01:07:30,673
對，想清楚

1282
01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:32,674
如果我是你女友

1283
01:07:32,682 --> 01:07:33,671
我也肯定不要你

1284
01:07:33,716 --> 01:07:34,273
為什麼

1285
01:07:34,284 --> 01:07:35,649
因為你爛

1286
01:07:35,652 --> 01:07:36,619
沒骨氣

1287
01:07:36,619 --> 01:07:38,814
所以他才會找一個戴紅帽的

1288
01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:40,219
來拿頂綠帽給你戴

1289
01:07:40,757 --> 01:07:43,191
兄弟，別那麼激動

1290
01:07:43,192 --> 01:07:44,216
我說的是事實

1291
01:07:44,260 --> 01:07:45,090
事實是殘酷的

1292
01:07:45,128 --> 01:07:46,959
對，事實是殘酷的

1293
01:07:46,963 --> 01:07:48,590
生活也是殘酷的

1294
01:07:50,833 --> 01:07:52,232
那你們要我怎麼做

1295
01:07:52,268 --> 01:07:54,065
我已經把事情搞砸了

1296
01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:55,264
已經沒有回頭路了

1297
01:07:55,305 --> 01:07:57,102
只有完成蛙人訓練課程

1298
01:07:57,106 --> 01:07:58,130
才能挽回你的女友

1299
01:07:58,174 --> 01:07:59,766
還有面子

1300
01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:02,135
對，快去跟天下第二道歉

1301
01:08:02,178 --> 01:08:03,702
哀求他，讓你留下

1302
01:08:03,713 --> 01:08:05,840
之後咬緊牙關，完成課程

1303
01:08:12,055 --> 01:08:13,147
他第一次說人話

1304
01:08:13,189 --> 01:08:13,985
你還不聽

1305
01:08:14,223 --> 01:08:15,690
天下第二

1306
01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:16,914
我絕不會向

1307
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:19,190
那個死光頭道歉

1308
01:08:20,296 --> 01:08:21,923
我們蛙人不該如此

1309
01:08:21,931 --> 01:08:23,228
如果我是你

1310
01:08:23,232 --> 01:08:25,097
我一定完成我的ＣＤＣ

1311
01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:26,796
然後在畢業典禮時

1312
01:08:26,836 --> 01:08:28,235
大大方方邀請你女友

1313
01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:29,966
和她的突擊隊男友前來觀禮

1314
01:08:30,006 --> 01:08:31,132
看看你的勇猛新造型

1315
01:08:31,140 --> 01:08:32,732
這等於摑她一巴掌

1316
01:08:32,742 --> 01:08:34,801
之後調到空軍成為戰鬥機師

1317
01:08:34,844 --> 01:08:36,038
等於再摑她一巴掌

1318
01:08:36,045 --> 01:08:37,945
這樣左一巴，右一巴

1319
01:08:37,947 --> 01:08:39,574
讓她回家找她爸爸

1320
01:08:39,616 --> 01:08:41,948
而且順便可以把那個看不起你的死光頭

1321
01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:43,009
氣到掉頭髮

1322
01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:44,987
掉眉毛

1323
01:08:45,989 --> 01:08:46,853
說得好

1324
01:08:46,889 --> 01:08:50,655
這也正是我想說的

1325
01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:51,884
不要臉

1326
01:08:52,996 --> 01:08:54,691
拿人家屁股當臉皮

1327
01:08:54,731 --> 01:08:56,198
我真想馬上讓你黏牆壁

1328
01:08:59,902 --> 01:09:04,839
睡覺

1329
01:09:06,676 --> 01:09:07,802
關燈

1330
01:09:14,017 --> 01:09:15,644
教官

1331
01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:17,952
是

1332
01:09:19,722 --> 01:09:20,654
教官

1333
01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:22,617
你能幫我嗎

1334
01:09:23,860 --> 01:09:26,158
你為何要在這種人身上浪費時間

1335
01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:27,823
他根本是個廢物

1336
01:09:28,297 --> 01:09:31,994
他的態度只會把四十八班水平拖垮

1337
01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:34,803
我會幫他求情

1338
01:09:34,804 --> 01:09:36,101
是因為我覺得

1339
01:09:36,105 --> 01:09:38,073
他似乎有改過的決心

1340
01:09:38,107 --> 01:09:39,074
王教官

1341
01:09:39,075 --> 01:09:40,736
如果他下次再犯錯

1342
01:09:40,777 --> 01:09:42,005
我會負全責

1343
01:09:42,045 --> 01:09:43,069
王教官

1344
01:09:43,112 --> 01:09:44,101
這次

1345
01:09:44,147 --> 01:09:45,171
上次

1346
01:09:45,214 --> 01:09:46,613
下次

1347
01:09:46,649 --> 01:09:48,981
狗改不了吃屎

1348
01:09:48,985 --> 01:09:50,782
他那種要不得的態度

1349
01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:53,653
對於訓練的消極心態

1350
01:09:53,656 --> 01:09:55,647
只會把整個單位拖垮

1351
01:09:55,692 --> 01:09:57,683
也會使我們蒙羞

1352
01:09:57,727 --> 01:09:58,250
說真的

1353
01:09:58,261 --> 01:10:00,855
我給了他機會離開

1354
01:10:00,863 --> 01:10:02,660
他最好識趣點馬上走

1355
01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:03,597
長官

1356
01:10:03,866 --> 01:10:04,924
你在這裡幹什麼

1357
01:10:05,101 --> 01:10:06,591
請聽我說

1358
01:10:07,070 --> 01:10:08,901
我知道我愛裝病

1359
01:10:08,905 --> 01:10:10,805
態度又糟糕

1360
01:10:10,807 --> 01:10:12,707
孩子氣，又不成熟

1361
01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:14,836
但是我已經知道錯了

1362
01:10:14,877 --> 01:10:16,071
我想改變

1363
01:10:16,079 --> 01:10:18,274
我需要的只是一個機會

1364
01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:21,213
你的機會來了

1365
01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:23,082
就是離開這裡

1366
01:10:23,119 --> 01:10:24,848
你的態度

1367
01:10:24,887 --> 01:10:26,013
以及負面的處世態度

1368
01:10:26,022 --> 01:10:29,219
只會讓全體隊友蒙羞

1369
01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:30,749
如果我讓你留下

1370
01:10:30,793 --> 01:10:32,784
你將會是ＮＤＵ的恥辱

1371
01:10:33,629 --> 01:10:34,926
我承認

1372
01:10:34,931 --> 01:10:36,228
我曾經如此

1373
01:10:36,265 --> 01:10:37,892
其實我是很壯的

1374
01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:39,197
我會向您證明

1375
01:10:39,202 --> 01:10:41,966
我自願繞操場跑二十圈

1376
01:10:43,039 --> 01:10:43,903
三十圈

1377
01:10:45,041 --> 01:10:46,030
五十圈

1378
01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:47,702
我馬上就跑五十圈

1379
01:10:56,986 --> 01:10:58,214
第五圈

1380
01:11:05,228 --> 01:11:07,059
第十五圈

1381
01:11:19,876 --> 01:11:21,867
第三十圈

1382
01:11:26,983 --> 01:11:29,611
跑五十圈代表他還有機會留下來

1383
01:11:29,652 --> 01:11:31,745
起碼他正在爭取

1384
01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:33,688
他做著正確的事

1385
01:11:33,689 --> 01:11:34,986
呼呀

1386
01:11:35,024 --> 01:11:35,922
呼呀

1387
01:11:35,925 --> 01:11:36,983
呼呀

1388
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:51,106
你們看

1389
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,107
下雨了

1390
01:11:52,708 --> 01:11:54,232
才三十三圈

1391
01:11:54,243 --> 01:11:56,643
肯定跑不完五十圈

1392
01:11:56,979 --> 01:11:58,947
看來還是會被踢出去

1393
01:12:14,797 --> 01:12:15,286
長官

1394
01:12:15,898 --> 01:12:16,557
別跑了

1395
01:12:16,599 --> 01:12:17,588
雨下大了

1396
01:12:17,633 --> 01:12:18,657
有雷電警報嗎

1397
01:12:18,701 --> 01:12:19,690
沒有

1398
01:12:20,269 --> 01:12:22,703
我不該對一點雨水感到畏懼

1399
01:12:22,738 --> 01:12:24,968
讓我完成它

1400
01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:26,197
好

1401
01:12:26,209 --> 01:12:27,267
那我們一起跑

1402
01:12:36,786 --> 01:12:38,014
各位，別害羞

1403
01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:39,779
是時候表現我們的團隊精神了

1404
01:12:39,789 --> 01:12:40,653
呼呀

1405
01:12:43,793 --> 01:12:44,919
你們怎麼啦

1406
01:12:44,927 --> 01:12:45,859
我們是隊友

1407
01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:46,658
同班的

1408
01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:47,754
還是同艇的

1409
01:12:47,797 --> 01:12:49,731
他做得到

1410
01:12:49,732 --> 01:12:50,630
我們也做得到

1411
01:12:50,633 --> 01:12:51,793
吃屎吧你

1412
01:12:53,669 --> 01:12:54,260
沒關係

1413
01:12:54,303 --> 01:12:55,235
算了做不到

1414
01:12:57,273 --> 01:12:58,900
第四十八圈

1415
01:13:03,679 --> 01:13:05,010
第四十九圈

1416
01:13:07,650 --> 01:13:10,210
第五十圈

1417
01:13:43,819 --> 01:13:49,018
除了我還會有誰（請告訴我）

1418
01:13:49,025 --> 01:13:50,583
除了我還會有誰

1419
01:13:50,593 --> 01:13:54,120
挺身捍衛我們的家園（海軍蛙人）

1420
01:13:54,163 --> 01:13:57,030
我們誓死戰鬥（每一天）

1421
01:13:57,066 --> 01:13:59,728
剛強勇猛、維護盛名（每一刻）

1422
01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:01,066
堪稱

1423
01:14:01,070 --> 01:14:04,062
海中霸主、海軍榮耀（呼呀）

1424
01:14:04,874 --> 01:14:07,240
我們是海軍戰士

1425
01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:08,800
戰鬥蛙人

1426
01:14:08,811 --> 01:14:11,177
我們水陸兩棲，艱苦訓練

1427
01:14:11,213 --> 01:14:14,705
海陸空三軍最彪悍

1428
01:14:14,717 --> 01:14:16,651
無懼前方障礙

1429
01:14:16,652 --> 01:14:19,143
唯一好過的只有昨天

1430
01:14:19,188 --> 01:14:21,918
艱苦磨練只是我日常訓練

1431
01:14:21,924 --> 01:14:23,915
鋼鐵體魄為心愛的人呈現

1432
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:24,756
四十八班

1433
01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:25,983
訓練認真點

1434
01:14:26,028 --> 01:14:27,120
游泳時注意方向

1435
01:14:27,129 --> 01:14:28,562
靠向那邊

1436
01:14:28,597 --> 01:14:29,689
你一直往那裡游

1437
01:14:29,732 --> 01:14:32,200
想游到三巴旺公園上岸回家是嗎

1438
01:14:32,201 --> 01:14:34,999
我怎能讓戰友孤軍作戰

1439
01:14:35,037 --> 01:14:37,972
我們堅強的理念

1440
01:14:37,974 --> 01:14:40,670
榮譽、團隊精神、廉正

1441
01:14:40,710 --> 01:14:42,735
我們並肩作戰、所向披靡

1442
01:14:42,745 --> 01:14:44,110
我們是精英中的精英

1443
01:14:44,146 --> 01:14:45,238
很好

1444
01:14:45,247 --> 01:14:46,578
這樣就對了

1445
01:14:46,615 --> 01:14:47,206
專心訓練

1446
01:14:47,249 --> 01:14:47,874
你行的

1447
01:14:47,917 --> 01:14:48,576
很好

1448
01:14:50,286 --> 01:14:52,618
這只是他悔改後的第一天

1449
01:14:52,621 --> 01:14:53,918
路還很長

1450
01:14:53,956 --> 01:14:54,980
別擔心

1451
01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:56,252
他行的

1452
01:14:56,292 --> 01:14:57,691
他可是我的隊員

1453
01:14:57,727 --> 01:15:00,127
我們誓死戰鬥（每一天）

1454
01:15:00,129 --> 01:15:02,791
剛強勇猛、維護盛名（每一刻）

1455
01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:04,129
堪稱

1456
01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:07,158
海中霸主、海軍榮耀（呼呀）

1457
01:15:14,643 --> 01:15:15,632
媽

1458
01:15:16,979 --> 01:15:17,877
一切都好

1459
01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:18,869
相信我

1460
01:15:20,916 --> 01:15:22,577
明天再跟你聊

1461
01:15:23,252 --> 01:15:24,742
知道了

1462
01:15:24,787 --> 01:15:25,811
愛你

1463
01:15:25,855 --> 01:15:26,913
晚上好

1464
01:15:29,792 --> 01:15:30,816
兄弟

1465
01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:32,157
螺絲起子借用一下

1466
01:15:34,597 --> 01:15:35,564
多少錢

1467
01:15:35,598 --> 01:15:37,031
免費

1468
01:15:37,066 --> 01:15:38,226
謝了

1469
01:15:40,836 --> 01:15:41,894
什麼好東西

1470
01:15:41,937 --> 01:15:43,666
你們是在幹嘛

1471
01:15:43,973 --> 01:15:45,964
在靴子底部鑽幾個洞讓水流出

1472
01:15:46,008 --> 01:15:47,202
否則地獄週五天五夜

1473
01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:48,233
腳都泡在濕濕的靴子裡

1474
01:15:48,277 --> 01:15:49,642
肯定爛腳（諧音：性器官）

1475
01:15:49,779 --> 01:15:50,245
好壞

1476
01:15:50,279 --> 01:15:50,973
說粗口

1477
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:53,680
你以為我們聽不懂方言粗口

1478
01:15:55,184 --> 01:15:55,946
各位

1479
01:15:56,152 --> 01:15:58,985
你們都知道我不是一個粗俗的人

1480
01:15:58,988 --> 01:16:00,285
但是這個詞

1481
01:16:00,289 --> 01:16:03,156
我發誓，絕不是粗口

1482
01:16:03,592 --> 01:16:07,653
他指的是腳爛，所以爛腳不是粗口

1483
01:16:07,696 --> 01:16:08,788
就像我的名字

1484
01:16:08,798 --> 01:16:11,266
曾謝郎，也不是粗口

1485
01:16:11,734 --> 01:16:13,929
它們只是聽起來像粗口罷了

1486
01:16:13,969 --> 01:16:16,096
請別被爛腳冒犯

1487
01:16:17,239 --> 01:16:18,968
你在說什麼爛腳

1488
01:16:19,008 --> 01:16:20,999
越講越像粗口

1489
01:16:21,010 --> 01:16:22,910
坐下

1490
01:16:23,746 --> 01:16:24,678
來

1491
01:16:26,082 --> 01:16:26,980
五塊錢一支

1492
01:16:26,982 --> 01:16:28,040
永久保修

1493
01:16:28,284 --> 01:16:29,615
記得付錢

1494
01:16:32,121 --> 01:16:33,679
為什麼大家都有小棍棍

1495
01:16:33,689 --> 01:16:34,815
我也想要

1496
01:16:36,158 --> 01:16:38,023
是螺絲起子

1497
01:16:38,227 --> 01:16:39,194
你會用嗎

1498
01:16:39,228 --> 01:16:40,058
別擔心

1499
01:16:40,096 --> 01:16:41,961
我可是專家

1500
01:16:42,198 --> 01:16:43,028
你去用個夠吧

1501
01:16:43,065 --> 01:16:43,724
謝謝你

1502
01:16:43,732 --> 01:16:44,198
英俊

1503
01:16:44,233 --> 01:16:44,824
是

1504
01:16:47,870 --> 01:16:49,030
你真瞭解我

1505
01:16:49,738 --> 01:16:51,103
我一直沒有時間去買

1506
01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:53,268
我知道，地獄週五天不能洗澡

1507
01:16:53,309 --> 01:16:54,833
有這個至少能洗把臉

1508
01:16:55,044 --> 01:16:57,012
三合一，Mud Foam加Serum，爽快

1509
01:16:57,012 --> 01:16:58,240
包你變得更俊俏

1510
01:16:58,981 --> 01:17:00,243
謝謝你的關心

1511
01:17:00,249 --> 01:17:01,807
感謝你的惠顧

1512
01:17:01,851 --> 01:17:02,783
記得還錢

1513
01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:04,942
別瘋了

1514
01:17:04,987 --> 01:17:06,215
你怎麼帶到地獄週使用

1515
01:17:06,222 --> 01:17:08,713
萬一被抓，我們會受到三合一懲罰

1516
01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,593
山人自有妙計

1517
01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:18,725
教官們一直都超有創意

1518
01:17:18,767 --> 01:17:20,598
讓我們跟橡皮艇打成一片

1519
01:17:21,203 --> 01:17:22,693
有時兩層

1520
01:17:26,142 --> 01:17:27,769
有時三層

1521
01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:30,135
辛苦加倍或三倍

1522
01:17:30,813 --> 01:17:33,941
訓練已經進入越來越苦的階段

1523
01:17:33,949 --> 01:17:37,851
大家只能竭盡所能的去適應

1524
01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:45,293
但是黑龍和我之間

1525
01:17:45,294 --> 01:17:47,922
還是無法互相適應

1526
01:17:48,864 --> 01:17:50,627
二號艇，環扣伏地挺身

1527
01:17:57,840 --> 01:17:58,738
對不起

1528
01:17:59,008 --> 01:17:59,975
你敢惹我

1529
01:18:02,811 --> 01:18:03,641
你幹嘛

1530
01:18:03,746 --> 01:18:04,713
他踢我的臉

1531
01:18:04,713 --> 01:18:05,680
我會在乎嗎

1532
01:18:05,714 --> 01:18:06,612
繼續訓練

1533
01:18:07,249 --> 01:18:08,079
抱歉

1534
01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:13,648
二號艇，給我做一套標準動作

1535
01:18:14,223 --> 01:18:15,190
開始

1536
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,007
你這個白癡

1537
01:18:32,007 --> 01:18:33,235
我前世是否殺了你全家

1538
01:18:33,275 --> 01:18:34,765
你怎麼老是跟我過不去

1539
01:18:35,244 --> 01:18:36,108
翻譯

1540
01:18:36,278 --> 01:18:37,768
福建話我算天才

1541
01:18:38,013 --> 01:18:38,707
廣東話

1542
01:18:38,747 --> 01:18:39,736
我是很菜

1543
01:18:39,782 --> 01:18:41,113
這很明顯只是個意外

1544
01:18:41,150 --> 01:18:41,980
他也不是故意的

1545
01:18:41,984 --> 01:18:43,076
對，黑龍我很抱歉

1546
01:18:43,118 --> 01:18:44,608
這只是意外

1547
01:18:44,820 --> 01:18:45,946
老兄

1548
01:18:45,955 --> 01:18:46,922
碰一下也不行

1549
01:18:46,922 --> 01:18:48,219
又不是女的

1550
01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:48,986
你看看他

1551
01:18:49,024 --> 01:18:50,184
他也是一時頭昏

1552
01:18:50,192 --> 01:18:52,057
才耍醉拳，不小心打到你

1553
01:18:52,094 --> 01:18:53,254
你看他這副窩囊相

1554
01:18:53,262 --> 01:18:54,194
他哪敢碰你

1555
01:18:54,196 --> 01:18:55,754
你別引我發笑

1556
01:18:55,798 --> 01:18:56,696
看到嗎

1557
01:18:56,699 --> 01:18:58,064
連我的小兄弟都在笑你

1558
01:18:58,067 --> 01:18:58,999
你再找事情

1559
01:18:59,034 --> 01:19:00,092
信不信我讓你黏牆壁

1560
01:19:00,102 --> 01:19:02,730
不服氣來

1561
01:19:02,771 --> 01:19:04,830
黑龍，都是我的錯

1562
01:19:04,873 --> 01:19:06,670
別打架

1563
01:19:06,709 --> 01:19:08,802
我們是隊友

1564
01:19:08,811 --> 01:19:09,641
不要相爭

1565
01:19:09,678 --> 01:19:10,167
要相愛

1566
01:19:10,279 --> 01:19:11,746
我受不了你了

1567
01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:13,214
我今天就讓你黏牆壁

1568
01:19:13,649 --> 01:19:14,843
黏牆壁

1569
01:19:20,155 --> 01:19:21,122
別制止他們

1570
01:19:35,704 --> 01:19:36,193
黏牆壁

1571
01:19:36,205 --> 01:19:37,763
想不到他自己黏牆壁

1572
01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:39,601
原來這就是黏牆壁

1573
01:20:12,207 --> 01:20:13,936
我受夠你了

1574
01:20:16,945 --> 01:20:17,877
混蛋

1575
01:20:18,013 --> 01:20:20,106
你第一天就自封老大

1576
01:20:21,116 --> 01:20:22,583
大家都要奉承你

1577
01:20:22,618 --> 01:20:23,949
大家都要受你欺負

1578
01:20:24,119 --> 01:20:25,711
只因為你有紋身

1579
01:20:25,721 --> 01:20:27,188
大家就應該怕你嗎

1580
01:20:27,790 --> 01:20:30,725
你知道你這種情況在醫學上叫什麼嗎

1581
01:20:30,726 --> 01:20:32,819
Ａ.Ｄ.Ａ.Ｂ.Ｈ.Ｄ.

1582
01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:36,093
混蛋不懂裝懂只會耍帥欺負弱小綜合症

1583
01:20:36,799 --> 01:20:38,858
我們不吭聲不代表我們比你懦弱

1584
01:20:38,967 --> 01:20:40,935
因為我們情緒智商比你高

1585
01:20:41,203 --> 01:20:42,170
王八蛋

1586
01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:43,160
告訴你

1587
01:20:43,605 --> 01:20:44,936
我從小習武

1588
01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:46,867
拳擊、柔道、泰拳

1589
01:20:46,875 --> 01:20:48,274
詠春、北派堂腿十二路

1590
01:20:48,277 --> 01:20:49,904
自由搏擊、截拳道

1591
01:20:51,647 --> 01:20:53,638
我樣樣精通

1592
01:20:54,116 --> 01:20:56,141
但我為何願意一直被你欺負

1593
01:20:56,919 --> 01:20:58,648
因為我同情你

1594
01:20:59,655 --> 01:21:00,781
可憐的失敗者

1595
01:21:00,823 --> 01:21:03,121
缺乏愛，缺乏真正的朋友

1596
01:21:03,125 --> 01:21:04,683
你缺乏媽媽的愛

1597
01:21:04,893 --> 01:21:05,985
缺乏爸爸的愛

1598
01:21:06,261 --> 01:21:07,592
我看你的愛

1599
01:21:07,596 --> 01:21:08,620
只來自你身邊那群小流氓

1600
01:21:08,731 --> 01:21:09,857
只會呼呼喝喝

1601
01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:10,593
亂發脾氣

1602
01:21:10,632 --> 01:21:12,930
只為了掩飾你強烈的自卑感

1603
01:21:13,669 --> 01:21:15,796
你這個可憐可悲的王八蛋

1604
01:21:19,041 --> 01:21:20,668
你不是很會頂嘴的嗎

1605
01:21:22,111 --> 01:21:23,578
如果我說錯了告訴我

1606
01:21:24,012 --> 01:21:25,639
打我，打我啊

1607
01:21:37,292 --> 01:21:38,259
很抱歉

1608
01:21:38,827 --> 01:21:40,294
我並沒有暴力傾向

1609
01:21:41,930 --> 01:21:46,162
我是一個很好相處的人

1610
01:21:47,202 --> 01:21:49,102
我也是有媽媽生的

1611
01:21:49,638 --> 01:21:51,606
不是生下來給你欺負的

1612
01:22:30,012 --> 01:22:31,240
別怪我多嘴

1613
01:22:31,914 --> 01:22:33,575
我們的訓練已經很辛苦了

1614
01:22:33,816 --> 01:22:35,215
動不動就喊打喊殺

1615
01:22:35,784 --> 01:22:38,753
惹是生非沒完沒了

1616
01:22:42,724 --> 01:22:45,124
入伍當天，見到你跟父母吵得很厲害

1617
01:22:46,161 --> 01:22:47,185
相信我

1618
01:22:47,229 --> 01:22:48,856
每個人都有家庭問題

1619
01:22:49,631 --> 01:22:52,065
你的家庭問題，真的不算什麼

1620
01:22:54,203 --> 01:22:55,932
算了，大家都是兄弟

1621
01:22:56,772 --> 01:22:58,205
消消氣，我請你吃宵夜

1622
01:23:00,776 --> 01:23:02,004
上次送去哪裡

1623
01:23:02,044 --> 01:23:02,738
側門

1624
01:23:02,978 --> 01:23:04,104
兩棵樹那兒

1625
01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:06,743
當心點，那是我的秘密通道

1626
01:23:06,782 --> 01:23:07,749
別被發現

1627
01:23:09,651 --> 01:23:10,675
你叫外賣

1628
01:23:10,886 --> 01:23:11,875
很危險的

1629
01:23:12,454 --> 01:23:12,920
膽小鬼

1630
01:23:12,955 --> 01:23:13,887
沒膽別吃

1631
01:23:14,623 --> 01:23:15,180
我也要吃

1632
01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:17,091
那我也要

1633
01:23:18,794 --> 01:23:19,692
打不通

1634
01:23:21,897 --> 01:23:22,761
打給傻豹

1635
01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:24,799
讓他買吧

1636
01:23:31,073 --> 01:23:31,869
老大我到了

1637
01:23:32,708 --> 01:23:33,675
人在哪兒

1638
01:23:37,746 --> 01:23:38,644
沒有啊

1639
01:23:39,181 --> 01:23:39,909
看到了

1640
01:23:51,159 --> 01:23:51,853
什麼事

1641
01:23:55,297 --> 01:23:56,264
你是四十八班的嗎

1642
01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:58,728
是啊

1643
01:23:59,001 --> 01:23:59,729
幹嘛

1644
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:01,601
你們的外賣到了

1645
01:24:01,803 --> 01:24:02,827
麵包物語

1646
01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:04,062
土司工坊

1647
01:24:06,308 --> 01:24:07,036
拿來

1648
01:24:17,219 --> 01:24:18,811
別告訴我你是

1649
01:24:18,854 --> 01:24:20,014
教官

1650
01:24:20,222 --> 01:24:21,985
哪有教官剃光頭的

1651
01:24:22,024 --> 01:24:23,685
只有學員才剃光頭，不是嗎

1652
01:24:27,863 --> 01:24:28,830
那倒是

1653
01:24:30,866 --> 01:24:32,094
不過我看你長得

1654
01:24:32,100 --> 01:24:33,226
似乎很老

1655
01:24:33,268 --> 01:24:34,098
老實告訴你

1656
01:24:34,269 --> 01:24:36,669
我其實今年才十九歲

1657
01:24:37,105 --> 01:24:38,629
十九歲

1658
01:24:40,742 --> 01:24:41,709
好吧

1659
01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:45,046
這些東西誰叫你買的

1660
01:24:45,647 --> 01:24:46,136
不就是

1661
01:24:48,016 --> 01:24:50,211
你想套我的話對嗎

1662
01:24:50,218 --> 01:24:52,914
這種事情不能在這兒說的

1663
01:24:52,955 --> 01:24:54,889
當然是讓你下來的那個人

1664
01:24:55,691 --> 01:24:56,885
不要侮辱我的智慧

1665
01:24:56,892 --> 01:24:57,824
我也是特種部隊

1666
01:24:58,660 --> 01:24:59,217
你也是特種部隊

1667
01:25:00,929 --> 01:25:02,191
特種外賣部隊

1668
01:25:04,666 --> 01:25:05,223
好吧

1669
01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:11,929
確定你不是教官

1670
01:25:11,974 --> 01:25:12,770
相信我

1671
01:25:12,774 --> 01:25:13,240
快點

1672
01:25:18,647 --> 01:25:20,945
不過你的確長得很老

1673
01:25:23,919 --> 01:25:24,681
謝謝你

1674
01:25:25,287 --> 01:25:26,811
慢走

1675
01:25:28,190 --> 01:25:30,090
當心別讓教官見到

1676
01:25:30,258 --> 01:25:31,589
你也一樣

1677
01:25:31,593 --> 01:25:33,652
過馬路要看車

1678
01:25:37,165 --> 01:25:38,132
麵包物語

1679
01:25:38,166 --> 01:25:39,190
土司工坊

1680
01:25:46,174 --> 01:25:47,038
糟了

1681
01:25:47,042 --> 01:25:48,134
傻豹真是夠傻

1682
01:25:48,176 --> 01:25:49,939
他把我們的外賣，交給天下第二

1683
01:25:49,978 --> 01:25:51,104
他現在快上來了，怎麼辦

1684
01:25:51,780 --> 01:25:52,610
有沒有搞錯

1685
01:25:55,083 --> 01:25:56,607
跟所有人說，關燈

1686
01:25:56,618 --> 01:25:57,243
假裝睡覺

1687
01:25:57,719 --> 01:25:58,686
關燈

1688
01:26:16,638 --> 01:26:17,605
那麼早睡

1689
01:26:18,707 --> 01:26:19,833
外賣到

1690
01:26:19,841 --> 01:26:20,705
快集合

1691
01:26:23,979 --> 01:26:25,310
這次完蛋了

1692
01:26:29,918 --> 01:26:31,715
咖啡、茶或我

1693
01:26:32,788 --> 01:26:34,983
蛙人們，怎麼那麼早睡

1694
01:26:34,990 --> 01:26:36,218
外賣送到了

1695
01:26:36,224 --> 01:26:37,191
集合

1696
01:26:43,932 --> 01:26:44,990
糟了

1697
01:26:48,970 --> 01:26:50,835
來

1698
01:26:50,872 --> 01:26:51,861
別害怕

1699
01:26:52,908 --> 01:26:53,897
我們是蛙人

1700
01:26:54,176 --> 01:26:56,144
全都是戰鬥勇士

1701
01:26:56,178 --> 01:26:57,770
別害怕，靠近一點

1702
01:26:58,313 --> 01:27:00,144
我感到非常抱歉

1703
01:27:00,315 --> 01:27:02,283
需要在半夜三更把你們叫醒

1704
01:27:02,718 --> 01:27:04,879
妨礙你們八小時的休息時間

1705
01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:07,020
而且明早又有嚴峻的訓練

1706
01:27:07,189 --> 01:27:09,316
也很抱歉海軍未能提供

1707
01:27:09,357 --> 01:27:11,052
合你們口味的膳食

1708
01:27:11,059 --> 01:27:14,028
害你們鋌而走險

1709
01:27:14,196 --> 01:27:15,925
指示外頭的特種部隊

1710
01:27:15,964 --> 01:27:17,932
把外賣送到我們這裡

1711
01:27:19,167 --> 01:27:21,135
沒聽說過外頭的特種部隊嗎

1712
01:27:22,971 --> 01:27:24,666
特種外賣部隊

1713
01:27:24,940 --> 01:27:26,168
你們歷經千辛萬苦

1714
01:27:26,208 --> 01:27:27,698
當然要吃點

1715
01:27:28,110 --> 01:27:29,407
不要白費精力

1716
01:27:30,045 --> 01:27:31,012
吃吧

1717
01:27:32,214 --> 01:27:33,181
不明白

1718
01:27:33,949 --> 01:27:35,177
吃啊（印度語）

1719
01:27:35,183 --> 01:27:36,150
吃

1720
01:27:37,018 --> 01:27:38,007
還是不明白

1721
01:27:38,053 --> 01:27:40,021
吃吧，兄弟（馬來語）

1722
01:27:40,188 --> 01:27:42,247
吃吧，不明白

1723
01:27:42,758 --> 01:27:44,919
乖小孩，吃麵包

1724
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:46,325
很好吃的

1725
01:27:47,195 --> 01:27:48,025
來吃吧（泰語）

1726
01:27:48,029 --> 01:27:49,155
還是不明白

1727
01:27:49,197 --> 01:27:50,095
不可能的

1728
01:27:50,766 --> 01:27:54,327
麵包物語，土司工坊，很好吃

1729
01:27:54,402 --> 01:27:56,802
你開心，我開心，肚子開心

1730
01:27:56,805 --> 01:27:58,363
大家開心

1731
01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:00,166
吃

1732
01:28:00,208 --> 01:28:01,038
拿去

1733
01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:06,739
幹嘛

1734
01:28:06,915 --> 01:28:07,745
下巴脫臼

1735
01:28:08,150 --> 01:28:08,946
頭腦當機

1736
01:28:09,818 --> 01:28:10,284
吃吧

1737
01:28:10,852 --> 01:28:12,979
盡情吃

1738
01:28:13,021 --> 01:28:14,682
沒事，吃吧

1739
01:28:15,757 --> 01:28:17,952
我批准你們吃，沒關係

1740
01:28:34,009 --> 01:28:35,943
只為了口腹之慾

1741
01:28:35,944 --> 01:28:38,777
你們竟不惜挑戰這裡的規矩

1742
01:28:39,915 --> 01:28:42,782
把外頭的食物帶進來

1743
01:28:48,390 --> 01:28:51,848
我向你們在場每一位保證

1744
01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:53,718
我會不斷懲罰你們

1745
01:28:53,728 --> 01:28:57,892
直到有人承認為止

1746
01:28:59,935 --> 01:29:01,800
很好

1747
01:29:01,803 --> 01:29:03,100
還是沒人願意承認

1748
01:29:04,039 --> 01:29:05,063
八拍標準動作

1749
01:29:05,874 --> 01:29:07,705
四十八班，很好

1750
01:29:07,709 --> 01:29:08,903
經過了一小時

1751
01:29:08,910 --> 01:29:11,037
你們居然還能忍受

1752
01:29:11,079 --> 01:29:12,171
非常棒

1753
01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:14,341
看來平時的訓練有了成果

1754
01:29:14,850 --> 01:29:16,078
只因為你的愚昧

1755
01:29:16,384 --> 01:29:18,375
飢餓與饞嘴

1756
01:29:18,820 --> 01:29:21,118
你不惜去連累你的弟兄們

1757
01:29:21,890 --> 01:29:23,221
自私自利的個人主義者

1758
01:29:24,025 --> 01:29:26,220
你給我快點醒覺

1759
01:29:26,728 --> 01:29:28,093
罪魁禍首

1760
01:29:28,263 --> 01:29:29,787
最好馬上站出來

1761
01:29:29,998 --> 01:29:31,761
做個敢做敢當的男子漢

1762
01:29:35,270 --> 01:29:36,134
長官

1763
01:29:37,272 --> 01:29:38,102
是我

1764
01:29:40,976 --> 01:29:41,704
是我

1765
01:29:42,377 --> 01:29:44,937
經過一小時的嚴懲

1766
01:29:45,146 --> 01:29:47,046
我們的英雄終於誕生了

1767
01:29:47,716 --> 01:29:48,182
做得好

1768
01:29:50,952 --> 01:29:51,418
長官

1769
01:29:52,721 --> 01:29:53,210
是我

1770
01:29:54,155 --> 01:29:54,951
不是羅邦

1771
01:29:56,725 --> 01:29:57,316
這是幹什麼

1772
01:29:57,826 --> 01:29:58,690
婆媽連續劇

1773
01:29:59,094 --> 01:30:00,755
爭著當英雄

1774
01:30:00,795 --> 01:30:01,727
好感動

1775
01:30:01,997 --> 01:30:03,191
還有沒有其他同黨

1776
01:30:04,733 --> 01:30:05,722
還有英雄嗎

1777
01:30:05,767 --> 01:30:07,735
沒有的話，全體稍息

1778
01:30:07,936 --> 01:30:09,028
是，長官

1779
01:30:17,012 --> 01:30:17,910
各位

1780
01:30:19,714 --> 01:30:21,011
為了掩護犯事者

1781
01:30:22,117 --> 01:30:24,711
你們被嚴懲了超過一小時

1782
01:30:25,954 --> 01:30:28,286
但我也見到了你們的堅持

1783
01:30:29,024 --> 01:30:31,219
不願出賣隊友

1784
01:30:31,993 --> 01:30:32,925
對此

1785
01:30:33,862 --> 01:30:34,954
我感到欣慰

1786
01:30:35,764 --> 01:30:38,756
不過，在這裡

1787
01:30:39,734 --> 01:30:40,996
有必須遵守的規矩

1788
01:30:42,270 --> 01:30:43,294
你們

1789
01:30:44,072 --> 01:30:45,972
不能隨心所欲做任何事

1790
01:30:47,208 --> 01:30:48,675
身為海軍蛙人

1791
01:30:49,044 --> 01:30:51,672
你們應該明辨是非對錯

1792
01:30:51,980 --> 01:30:54,210
卻還明知故犯

1793
01:30:55,383 --> 01:30:58,181
這絕不是我們蛙人的精神

1794
01:30:59,387 --> 01:31:02,288
我不知道你們還犯過什麼過錯

1795
01:31:02,724 --> 01:31:03,884
從現在開始

1796
01:31:03,892 --> 01:31:06,190
先思考後行動

1797
01:31:06,761 --> 01:31:07,250
明白嗎

1798
01:31:07,295 --> 01:31:08,762
是，長官

1799
01:31:29,117 --> 01:31:30,209
我們基本軍訓都完成了

1800
01:31:30,218 --> 01:31:31,150
你還沒放棄嗎

1801
01:31:34,122 --> 01:31:35,851
你不會瞭解的

1802
01:31:36,758 --> 01:31:37,986
我不會輕易放棄的

1803
01:31:39,260 --> 01:31:40,852
我太低估你了

1804
01:31:41,029 --> 01:31:41,495
漂亮

1805
01:31:41,963 --> 01:31:42,725
要吃嗎

1806
01:31:51,239 --> 01:31:52,797
羅邦、黑龍

1807
01:31:53,908 --> 01:31:55,705
抱歉，我爛

1808
01:31:56,044 --> 01:31:57,739
昨晚我應該站出來

1809
01:31:57,779 --> 01:31:59,371
結果連累到你們

1810
01:32:00,181 --> 01:32:01,978
其實我真不想回家

1811
01:32:02,017 --> 01:32:02,984
不然我也留下來好嗎

1812
01:32:03,118 --> 01:32:04,050
你神經病

1813
01:32:04,052 --> 01:32:05,349
你這樣不是害我們白做嗎

1814
01:32:05,387 --> 01:32:06,251
回家吧

1815
01:32:06,254 --> 01:32:07,812
對嘛，別浪費時間

1816
01:32:07,822 --> 01:32:09,312
能回家趕緊回家，走吧

1817
01:32:09,758 --> 01:32:11,055
沒事的，別不好意思

1818
01:32:11,059 --> 01:32:12,117
我們都是兄弟

1819
01:32:12,127 --> 01:32:13,253
下次輪到我

1820
01:32:14,729 --> 01:32:16,026
黑龍、羅邦

1821
01:32:16,331 --> 01:32:17,263
謝謝你們救了我們

1822
01:32:17,298 --> 01:32:18,822
別傻了，說這些幹嘛

1823
01:32:20,969 --> 01:32:21,867
我想過了

1824
01:32:22,270 --> 01:32:23,202
為了報答你

1825
01:32:24,005 --> 01:32:25,905
你妹妹今晚一個人賣報紙很危險

1826
01:32:26,274 --> 01:32:27,138
我犧牲

1827
01:32:27,375 --> 01:32:28,069
我去陪她

1828
01:32:28,109 --> 01:32:29,736
你別不懷好意

1829
01:32:29,744 --> 01:32:30,836
你去的話她更危險

1830
01:32:31,713 --> 01:32:32,236
別擔心

1831
01:32:32,247 --> 01:32:34,181
我陪他去，保證安全

1832
01:32:34,282 --> 01:32:35,681
誰要你多事

1833
01:32:35,817 --> 01:32:36,340
說到底

1834
01:32:36,818 --> 01:32:38,809
我不是來徵求你同意

1835
01:32:38,853 --> 01:32:40,343
我是來通知你的

1836
01:32:40,388 --> 01:32:42,185
有種別回來

1837
01:32:44,759 --> 01:32:45,316
我們走吧

1838
01:32:46,094 --> 01:32:47,152
玩得開心點

1839
01:32:55,170 --> 01:32:56,364
喂

1840
01:32:56,371 --> 01:32:57,770
對講測試

1841
01:32:57,906 --> 01:32:59,305
手機測試

1842
01:32:59,307 --> 01:33:00,103
請回覆

1843
01:33:00,141 --> 01:33:01,005
通話完畢

1844
01:33:01,910 --> 01:33:03,036
根本打不出去

1845
01:33:03,311 --> 01:33:04,801
連訊號都連接不上

1846
01:33:05,013 --> 01:33:06,241
你這是幹嘛

1847
01:33:06,247 --> 01:33:07,373
告訴你多少次了

1848
01:33:07,415 --> 01:33:09,144
買手機前先告訴我

1849
01:33:09,150 --> 01:33:10,117
別自作聰明

1850
01:33:10,752 --> 01:33:13,050
外頭很多騙人的手機黑店

1851
01:33:14,022 --> 01:33:14,920
親愛的

1852
01:33:14,923 --> 01:33:17,016
那個傢伙說得很動聽

1853
01:33:17,058 --> 01:33:19,686
還說有國際保修

1854
01:33:19,727 --> 01:33:21,024
他說你就相信

1855
01:33:21,863 --> 01:33:24,024
那現在怎辦

1856
01:33:24,032 --> 01:33:25,727
怎辦

1857
01:33:25,767 --> 01:33:27,735
哭吧

1858
01:33:32,307 --> 01:33:33,035
對了

1859
01:33:34,843 --> 01:33:35,707
發票呢

1860
01:33:36,711 --> 01:33:37,302
沒發票

1861
01:33:38,113 --> 01:33:39,239
沒有發票

1862
01:33:39,347 --> 01:33:40,746
沒發票怎麼幫你

1863
01:33:40,782 --> 01:33:42,181
要投訴也沒辦法

1864
01:33:43,084 --> 01:33:44,244
你真是的

1865
01:33:44,719 --> 01:33:46,277
你比我那班學員還沒腦

1866
01:33:46,788 --> 01:33:48,346
那傢伙真的很狡猾

1867
01:33:48,790 --> 01:33:50,724
你真的沒腦，認了吧

1868
01:33:53,094 --> 01:33:53,788
親愛的

1869
01:33:53,828 --> 01:33:54,954
我不是你想像中沒腦

1870
01:33:55,930 --> 01:33:57,192
我拍了他一張照片

1871
01:33:57,832 --> 01:33:58,298
在哪兒

1872
01:34:00,802 --> 01:34:01,268
就是他

1873
01:34:06,875 --> 01:34:07,842
停

1874
01:34:07,842 --> 01:34:08,399
別動

1875
01:34:08,409 --> 01:34:10,036
很好

1876
01:34:10,812 --> 01:34:11,870
等等

1877
01:34:12,247 --> 01:34:12,872
戴上

1878
01:34:21,322 --> 01:34:22,983
羅邦

1879
01:34:23,024 --> 01:34:23,991
是不是你

1880
01:34:24,759 --> 01:34:25,225
長官

1881
01:34:26,327 --> 01:34:27,919
你怎會有這張照片

1882
01:34:28,963 --> 01:34:30,260
我不管你過去幹過什麼

1883
01:34:30,265 --> 01:34:31,857
現在你是海軍蛙人

1884
01:34:31,866 --> 01:34:33,060
讓我慎重告訴你

1885
01:34:33,067 --> 01:34:34,364
我們有我們的核心價值觀

1886
01:34:34,369 --> 01:34:36,030
告訴過你們無數次

1887
01:34:36,337 --> 01:34:37,804
身為海軍蛙人

1888
01:34:38,273 --> 01:34:39,706
我們潛水要筆直

1889
01:34:39,741 --> 01:34:40,708
做人要老實

1890
01:34:40,708 --> 01:34:42,005
游泳跟做人一樣

1891
01:34:42,010 --> 01:34:45,070
不能投機取巧，渾水摸魚

1892
01:34:45,113 --> 01:34:46,876
你們每天唸的蛙人價值觀

1893
01:34:46,881 --> 01:34:48,906
並不是沒有意義的

1894
01:34:49,817 --> 01:34:51,114
如果你每天的扛艇訓練

1895
01:34:51,119 --> 01:34:52,347
我故意少給你兩個隊員

1896
01:34:52,387 --> 01:34:53,217
你願意嗎

1897
01:34:55,156 --> 01:34:57,181
我們的任務是保家衛國

1898
01:34:57,225 --> 01:34:59,284
我們保護所有的人

1899
01:34:59,360 --> 01:35:02,056
蛙人價值觀是我們的終極信念

1900
01:35:02,096 --> 01:35:04,394
你還記得我們的蛙人價值觀嗎

1901
01:35:05,033 --> 01:35:06,000
是，長官

1902
01:35:08,803 --> 01:35:11,738
我們是海軍蛙人

1903
01:35:11,739 --> 01:35:15,106
專業爆破專家

1904
01:35:15,143 --> 01:35:18,806
一群所向披靡的戰士

1905
01:35:18,846 --> 01:35:22,247
我們無所不能

1906
01:35:22,250 --> 01:35:25,913
我們將攻克所有敵人

1907
01:35:25,954 --> 01:35:29,253
無懼前方障礙

1908
01:35:29,257 --> 01:35:32,920
我們是海軍蛙人

1909
01:35:32,961 --> 01:35:33,985
呼呀

1910
01:35:34,028 --> 01:35:36,223
深海出擊

1911
01:35:55,183 --> 01:35:55,877
你要什麼

1912
01:35:56,084 --> 01:35:56,880
要薯片

1913
01:35:57,085 --> 01:35:57,949
自己來

1914
01:36:02,824 --> 01:36:03,791
稍等

1915
01:36:06,861 --> 01:36:07,885
糟了

1916
01:36:08,763 --> 01:36:09,229
什麼事

1917
01:36:13,067 --> 01:36:13,897
發生什麼事

1918
01:36:14,269 --> 01:36:15,361
羅邦妹妹出事了

1919
01:36:20,141 --> 01:36:21,073
還是沒人接

1920
01:36:21,075 --> 01:36:21,939
就是

1921
01:36:23,177 --> 01:36:25,338
你需要我媽去你家察看嗎

1922
01:36:25,880 --> 01:36:27,814
還是讓她幫你報警

1923
01:36:27,949 --> 01:36:29,075
她吃飽沒事幹

1924
01:36:29,217 --> 01:36:31,185
報警難道我自己不會嗎

1925
01:36:31,185 --> 01:36:32,743
我就是不要鬧上警察局

1926
01:36:37,091 --> 01:36:38,718
不行了，我一定要出去

1927
01:36:38,760 --> 01:36:39,283
我找王教官

1928
01:36:44,032 --> 01:36:44,930
你一定得先告訴我原因

1929
01:36:44,966 --> 01:36:46,126
我才能讓你出營

1930
01:36:46,734 --> 01:36:48,065
我真的不能說

1931
01:36:48,403 --> 01:36:49,961
說了後果很嚴重

1932
01:36:51,205 --> 01:36:52,763
好的，你稍等

1933
01:36:53,207 --> 01:36:53,798
謝謝教官

1934
01:36:59,847 --> 01:37:00,745
林教官

1935
01:37:00,848 --> 01:37:02,179
抱歉這麼晚了打擾您

1936
01:37:02,750 --> 01:37:04,308
羅邦來找我

1937
01:37:04,352 --> 01:37:06,718
他家裡似乎發生了嚴重的事

1938
01:37:07,021 --> 01:37:08,818
我能讓他出去嗎

1939
01:37:09,123 --> 01:37:10,090
他媽媽死了

1940
01:37:10,992 --> 01:37:11,754
你媽媽死了

1941
01:37:12,727 --> 01:37:13,193
不

1942
01:37:13,361 --> 01:37:13,986
不是

1943
01:37:14,195 --> 01:37:15,025
他爸爸死了

1944
01:37:15,330 --> 01:37:16,126
你爸爸死了

1945
01:37:16,264 --> 01:37:17,253
死很久了

1946
01:37:18,166 --> 01:37:19,394
他說死很久了

1947
01:37:20,201 --> 01:37:20,997
家裡失火了

1948
01:37:21,202 --> 01:37:21,998
你家失火

1949
01:37:22,270 --> 01:37:22,929
不是

1950
01:37:23,938 --> 01:37:24,404
不是

1951
01:37:24,939 --> 01:37:27,134
我感覺真的很嚴重

1952
01:37:27,208 --> 01:37:28,732
他看來很焦急

1953
01:37:30,211 --> 01:37:32,076
如果他不把真實原因告訴我們

1954
01:37:32,113 --> 01:37:33,842
我不能讓他出去

1955
01:37:33,881 --> 01:37:34,347
再說

1956
01:37:34,382 --> 01:37:36,350
明早還有很重要的潛水課

1957
01:37:36,384 --> 01:37:38,784
他們需要至少八小時休息

1958
01:37:39,787 --> 01:37:41,152
但是

1959
01:37:43,057 --> 01:37:45,184
你也應該知道他是個專業的騙子

1960
01:37:45,226 --> 01:37:46,193
吹牛大王

1961
01:37:46,227 --> 01:37:48,024
大老千

1962
01:37:48,029 --> 01:37:50,964
他應該是要出去處理他的生意

1963
01:37:51,165 --> 01:37:53,065
除非他把真實理由告訴我們

1964
01:37:53,067 --> 01:37:54,967
否則，沒得談

1965
01:37:54,969 --> 01:37:55,833
好的

1966
01:37:56,204 --> 01:37:57,228
抱歉打擾了

1967
01:37:58,373 --> 01:38:00,841
不如把實話告訴他，可能還有機會

1968
01:38:02,043 --> 01:38:04,068
我騙過光頭的女友，他不會相信的

1969
01:38:04,979 --> 01:38:05,968
而且就算他相信

1970
01:38:06,013 --> 01:38:07,002
他也一定讓我報警

1971
01:38:07,281 --> 01:38:08,043
我絕不能報警

1972
01:38:08,883 --> 01:38:10,111
我要出去自己處理

1973
01:38:16,257 --> 01:38:17,121
你要怎麼處理

1974
01:38:18,126 --> 01:38:18,956
你想偷偷出去

1975
01:38:19,060 --> 01:38:19,992
不然怎樣

1976
01:38:21,896 --> 01:38:24,126
你也知道大門的守衛森嚴

1977
01:38:24,232 --> 01:38:25,859
籬笆又高

1978
01:38:26,100 --> 01:38:27,397
到處都是攝像頭

1979
01:38:27,402 --> 01:38:28,733
哪有可能出得去

1980
01:38:31,205 --> 01:38:32,832
難道真的沒辦法

1981
01:38:48,890 --> 01:38:49,379
你敢不敢

1982
01:39:00,968 --> 01:39:02,936
你們真的打算這麼做

1983
01:39:03,371 --> 01:39:04,963
這事情很嚴重

1984
01:39:05,339 --> 01:39:06,101
我知道

1985
01:39:06,274 --> 01:39:07,298
但是為了我家人

1986
01:39:08,209 --> 01:39:09,073
我沒得選擇

1987
01:39:11,245 --> 01:39:12,041
你不會明白

1988
01:39:13,414 --> 01:39:14,244
親情

1989
01:39:16,117 --> 01:39:16,845
當心點

1990
01:39:17,418 --> 01:39:17,907
走

1991
01:39:24,792 --> 01:39:25,258
親情

1992
01:39:58,259 --> 01:39:59,089
你還行吧

1993
01:39:59,327 --> 01:40:00,089
沒問題

1994
01:40:00,361 --> 01:40:02,056
沒有天下第二在一旁鬼叫

1995
01:40:02,230 --> 01:40:03,788
夜間游泳不算什麼

1996
01:40:03,931 --> 01:40:04,989
抱歉拖你下水

1997
01:40:04,999 --> 01:40:05,863
別那麼說

1998
01:40:05,900 --> 01:40:06,867
走

1999
01:40:11,005 --> 01:40:12,199
無論你們是誰

2000
01:40:12,773 --> 01:40:14,707
你們的行為是危險的

2001
01:40:15,409 --> 01:40:17,934
馬上告知你們的行蹤

2002
01:40:26,988 --> 01:40:28,956
（三巴旺造船廠）

2003
01:40:57,785 --> 01:40:58,945
四十八班，馬上集合

2004
01:41:34,822 --> 01:41:35,288
薇

2005
01:41:40,328 --> 01:41:42,387
媽回來跟我要錢

2006
01:41:42,396 --> 01:41:45,365
我沒有，她打我

2007
01:41:45,366 --> 01:41:48,927
你有錢給我嗎

2008
01:41:49,136 --> 01:41:49,795
媽

2009
01:41:50,938 --> 01:41:53,873
給我錢

2010
01:41:53,874 --> 01:41:55,102
去拿繩子

2011
01:41:55,776 --> 01:41:56,299
不好意思伯母

2012
01:42:07,254 --> 01:42:08,221
不孝子

2013
01:42:11,058 --> 01:42:12,753
羅邦

2014
01:42:16,297 --> 01:42:18,788
我很難受

2015
01:42:18,966 --> 01:42:22,231
錢，給我錢

2016
01:42:59,240 --> 01:43:00,366
你不給我錢

2017
01:43:01,809 --> 01:43:03,936
待會你回兵營

2018
01:43:05,046 --> 01:43:07,173
你會後悔的

2019
01:43:09,216 --> 01:43:09,944
媽

2020
01:43:10,418 --> 01:43:12,045
妳到底要我怎麼做

2021
01:43:12,953 --> 01:43:14,818
妳到底要我怎麼做

2022
01:43:30,271 --> 01:43:31,704
我看還是報警吧

2023
01:43:35,042 --> 01:43:36,304
現在情況真的很糟了

2024
01:43:36,877 --> 01:43:38,242
能報警的話，我早跟光頭說了

2025
01:43:38,245 --> 01:43:39,803
我怎能報警抓自己的媽媽

2026
01:43:57,298 --> 01:43:57,992
呼呀

2027
01:44:07,074 --> 01:44:07,733
呼呀

2028
01:44:33,267 --> 01:44:34,757
不要抓媽媽

2029
01:44:37,805 --> 01:44:38,294
警察局

2030
01:44:39,907 --> 01:44:41,704
你這個不孝子

2031
01:44:41,742 --> 01:44:42,902
你真的報警

2032
01:44:42,910 --> 01:44:43,968
抓你媽

2033
01:44:44,011 --> 01:44:45,945
你怎麼可以這樣做

2034
01:44:45,946 --> 01:44:47,709
你這個不孝子

2035
01:45:23,017 --> 01:45:23,779
解決了嗎

2036
01:45:24,819 --> 01:45:25,285
解決了

2037
01:45:26,387 --> 01:45:27,012
走吧

2038
01:45:40,734 --> 01:45:43,362
羅邦、偉明

2039
01:45:43,971 --> 01:45:44,767
好戰友

2040
01:45:44,939 --> 01:45:45,405
英雄

2041
01:45:55,850 --> 01:45:56,316
各位

2042
01:45:57,885 --> 01:45:59,079
去換上制服

2043
01:45:59,119 --> 01:46:01,952
十五分鐘後到樓下集合

2044
01:46:01,956 --> 01:46:02,923
團長要訓話

2045
01:46:03,190 --> 01:46:04,157
是，教官

2046
01:46:04,792 --> 01:46:06,191
抱歉，連累你們

2047
01:46:06,360 --> 01:46:07,884
沒事，走吧

2048
01:46:15,169 --> 01:46:18,468
四十八班，立正

2049
01:46:23,944 --> 01:46:24,501
長官，晚上好

2050
01:46:25,312 --> 01:46:25,937
晚上好

2051
01:46:27,014 --> 01:46:30,108
四十八班長報告

2052
01:46:30,517 --> 01:46:32,883
人數八十，全數到齊

2053
01:46:34,088 --> 01:46:34,554
很好

2054
01:46:35,489 --> 01:46:37,889
讓大夥稍息後歸隊

2055
01:46:38,959 --> 01:46:39,948
請准歸隊

2056
01:46:40,527 --> 01:46:41,152
歸隊

2057
01:46:44,198 --> 01:46:47,429
四十八班，稍息

2058
01:47:02,016 --> 01:47:02,846
各位

2059
01:47:04,385 --> 01:47:06,114
相信大家已經知道

2060
01:47:07,187 --> 01:47:08,484
剛剛發生的事

2061
01:47:11,058 --> 01:47:15,256
羅邦要求離營

2062
01:47:16,897 --> 01:47:19,195
卻沒提供合理的理由

2063
01:47:20,167 --> 01:47:23,136
所以他的要求被拒絕了

2064
01:47:26,140 --> 01:47:27,505
他在情急之下

2065
01:47:29,109 --> 01:47:30,940
擅自違法離開軍營

2066
01:47:33,280 --> 01:47:34,212
他瞭解

2067
01:47:35,049 --> 01:47:37,847
他無法從大門守衛的眼下逃離

2068
01:47:39,053 --> 01:47:40,179
於是選擇了海路

2069
01:47:42,289 --> 01:47:46,089
把這裡所學的派上用場

2070
01:47:46,093 --> 01:47:47,287
冒著生命危險

2071
01:47:48,362 --> 01:47:49,989
跟偉明一起離開軍營

2072
01:47:51,899 --> 01:47:53,298
只為了救他的妹妹

2073
01:47:56,170 --> 01:47:59,162
擅自離營，嚴重違犯了軍紀

2074
01:48:00,874 --> 01:48:02,034
不過我卻因此看到

2075
01:48:02,543 --> 01:48:05,103
兩人間的團隊合作精神

2076
01:48:07,014 --> 01:48:09,915
這正是蛙人部隊不斷強調的

2077
01:48:13,954 --> 01:48:16,479
羅邦，犯了軍紀

2078
01:48:18,025 --> 01:48:19,458
只為了做一件正確的事

2079
01:48:21,095 --> 01:48:24,292
這卻令我們陷入了矛盾兩難的局面

2080
01:48:25,332 --> 01:48:26,890
我們該如何選擇

2081
01:48:27,401 --> 01:48:30,268
以錯誤方式，去做正確的事

2082
01:48:30,471 --> 01:48:33,167
或以正確方式，去做錯誤的事

2083
01:48:33,941 --> 01:48:34,839
羅邦

2084
01:48:36,410 --> 01:48:37,377
錯中有對

2085
01:48:38,846 --> 01:48:39,312
但是

2086
01:48:41,482 --> 01:48:42,449
對中也有錯

2087
01:48:44,451 --> 01:48:48,854
他還是必須面對必要的後果

2088
01:48:52,860 --> 01:48:53,326
林教官

2089
01:48:53,360 --> 01:48:53,985
是，長官

2090
01:48:54,395 --> 01:48:55,020
交給你

2091
01:48:55,295 --> 01:48:55,920
是，長官

2092
01:49:03,170 --> 01:49:05,138
羅邦，出列

2093
01:49:05,172 --> 01:49:06,002
是，長官

2094
01:49:10,244 --> 01:49:11,302
告訴我

2095
01:49:11,979 --> 01:49:14,140
為什麼你甘願冒著

2096
01:49:14,148 --> 01:49:15,513
你和戰友的生命危險

2097
01:49:15,549 --> 01:49:17,312
選擇最危險的海路離開

2098
01:49:18,018 --> 01:49:18,484
長官

2099
01:49:19,286 --> 01:49:21,914
我知道絕對不可能從大門離開

2100
01:49:22,089 --> 01:49:23,954
因為那裡守衛森嚴

2101
01:49:25,092 --> 01:49:26,457
但是你知道嗎

2102
01:49:27,394 --> 01:49:28,884
當我快要放棄的時候

2103
01:49:29,163 --> 01:49:30,255
我看到操場上的「深海神蛙」

2104
01:49:30,264 --> 01:49:32,198
指著總部大樓頂端

2105
01:49:32,199 --> 01:49:33,860
（無懼前方障礙）

2106
01:49:33,901 --> 01:49:34,833
當下我就瞭解

2107
01:49:35,102 --> 01:49:36,967
那是它給我的暗示

2108
01:49:38,072 --> 01:49:39,300
告訴我身為蛙人

2109
01:49:39,306 --> 01:49:40,432
我不該輕言放棄

2110
01:49:40,974 --> 01:49:42,202
應該要無懼前方障礙

2111
01:49:43,444 --> 01:49:46,140
當時我還沒搞清楚要怎麼做

2112
01:49:46,880 --> 01:49:48,142
直到我親眼見到它飛起來

2113
01:49:49,416 --> 01:49:50,280
真的

2114
01:49:51,085 --> 01:49:52,484
我看著它飛過操場

2115
01:49:52,953 --> 01:49:54,215
越過總部大樓

2116
01:49:54,421 --> 01:49:55,217
往海上飛去

2117
01:49:56,490 --> 01:49:59,220
我頓時明白了它隱藏的訊息

2118
01:49:59,259 --> 01:50:00,886
我記得你說過

2119
01:50:01,995 --> 01:50:03,053
往右邊游去

2120
01:50:03,097 --> 01:50:04,860
就會抵達三巴旺公園

2121
01:50:04,898 --> 01:50:06,195
就能從那裡直接回家

2122
01:50:07,267 --> 01:50:08,359
所以我從那裡回家

2123
01:50:10,304 --> 01:50:11,066
不

2124
01:50:11,105 --> 01:50:12,402
所以我從那裡逃走

2125
01:50:13,040 --> 01:50:16,441
現在你怪我教你

2126
01:50:16,443 --> 01:50:19,412
用最危險的海路逃走

2127
01:50:19,413 --> 01:50:20,141
對嗎

2128
01:50:20,180 --> 01:50:20,839
不是，長官

2129
01:50:21,448 --> 01:50:22,142
不然

2130
01:50:22,483 --> 01:50:23,108
長官

2131
01:50:24,017 --> 01:50:26,110
會發生危險是因為忘了危險

2132
01:50:26,854 --> 01:50:27,912
我們並沒有忘記

2133
01:50:28,889 --> 01:50:30,220
我們很小心進行

2134
01:50:31,091 --> 01:50:33,218
如果太簡單，我們反而不屑進行

2135
01:50:34,161 --> 01:50:36,186
我們受過嚴格訓練

2136
01:50:37,898 --> 01:50:39,058
大海是我們的主場

2137
01:50:39,133 --> 01:50:40,259
是我們的領域

2138
01:50:40,400 --> 01:50:41,833
面對危險，是我們的強項

2139
01:50:44,371 --> 01:50:45,497
我毫無選擇

2140
01:50:48,442 --> 01:50:50,376
我很欣慰

2141
01:50:50,377 --> 01:50:53,369
你把蛙人的核心價值觀

2142
01:50:53,413 --> 01:50:55,904
牢記於心、烙印在腦

2143
01:50:57,417 --> 01:50:58,315
歸隊

2144
01:50:58,552 --> 01:50:59,348
謝長官

2145
01:51:04,525 --> 01:51:07,358
四十八班，身為主教官

2146
01:51:08,529 --> 01:51:10,190
我的主要責任

2147
01:51:10,531 --> 01:51:11,896
是訓練你們

2148
01:51:12,499 --> 01:51:13,523
於此同時

2149
01:51:14,868 --> 01:51:17,336
也不會忽視你們的安全

2150
01:51:20,240 --> 01:51:21,832
我把你們訓練成海軍蛙人

2151
01:51:24,311 --> 01:51:26,973
羅邦和偉明的所作所為

2152
01:51:27,548 --> 01:51:30,449
是我無法接受的

2153
01:51:32,286 --> 01:51:34,481
將生命陷入險境

2154
01:51:35,856 --> 01:51:39,815
等於令全部人陷入危險局面

2155
01:51:40,527 --> 01:51:42,085
我的責任包括

2156
01:51:43,230 --> 01:51:44,822
理解你們面對的困難

2157
01:51:46,867 --> 01:51:48,266
如果我無法為你們解決困難

2158
01:51:48,268 --> 01:51:49,326
我向你們保證

2159
01:51:50,204 --> 01:51:51,068
其他教官

2160
01:51:51,305 --> 01:51:53,466
也會協助你們解決困難

2161
01:51:55,442 --> 01:51:59,003
勇於承認錯誤，才是男子漢

2162
01:52:00,280 --> 01:52:01,178
我承認

2163
01:52:03,317 --> 01:52:06,047
我並沒有去瞭解羅邦的困難

2164
01:52:08,388 --> 01:52:09,377
任何過失

2165
01:52:10,924 --> 01:52:12,050
都該有一個懲罰

2166
01:52:14,928 --> 01:52:17,260
我犯錯，也不例外

2167
01:52:18,899 --> 01:52:19,388
為此

2168
01:52:20,100 --> 01:52:21,158
我自我懲罰

2169
01:52:21,935 --> 01:52:23,232
做一百個伏地挺身

2170
01:52:30,544 --> 01:52:31,943
四十八班，團結一致

2171
01:52:31,945 --> 01:52:32,912
萬眾一心

2172
01:53:05,112 --> 01:53:06,136
想吃點什麼

2173
01:53:06,446 --> 01:53:07,913
明天回來給你打包

2174
01:53:08,548 --> 01:53:10,072
沒事，我還有肉干

2175
01:53:17,891 --> 01:53:20,291
玩得開心點

2176
01:53:20,527 --> 01:53:23,052
羅邦，還坐下

2177
01:53:23,096 --> 01:53:23,858
沒有，教官

2178
01:53:23,897 --> 01:53:25,421
七個守衛任務嫌少

2179
01:53:25,432 --> 01:53:26,160
不，長官

2180
01:53:26,867 --> 01:53:28,095
把槍握穩點

2181
01:53:28,168 --> 01:53:28,634
是，長官

2182
01:53:30,971 --> 01:53:32,199
長官，下午好

2183
01:53:32,205 --> 01:53:33,365
下午有什麼好

2184
01:53:33,507 --> 01:53:35,031
沒見到我在執勤

2185
01:53:35,208 --> 01:53:36,004
給我滾

2186
01:53:36,410 --> 01:53:37,274
給我滾

2187
01:53:38,178 --> 01:53:39,475
你們全部給我

2188
01:53:39,513 --> 01:53:40,377
滾

2189
01:53:41,014 --> 01:53:42,038
是，長官

2190
01:53:44,985 --> 01:53:46,384
別擔心，我們會幫你照顧你的妹妹的

2191
01:53:46,386 --> 01:53:47,216
謝謝

2192
01:53:47,254 --> 01:53:48,152
你們知道嗎

2193
01:53:48,155 --> 01:53:50,851
羅邦妹妹最漂亮

2194
01:53:50,891 --> 01:53:52,449
可惜，我預定了

2195
01:53:52,459 --> 01:53:54,120
不相信，問他

2196
01:53:54,161 --> 01:53:55,321
是嗎，小舅

2197
01:53:55,329 --> 01:53:57,126
小舅你個頭

2198
01:53:57,164 --> 01:53:58,256
你別不要臉

2199
01:53:58,265 --> 01:53:59,232
說笑啦

2200
01:53:59,232 --> 01:54:00,460
非法集會

2201
01:54:02,102 --> 01:54:03,126
不想回家啊

2202
01:54:03,170 --> 01:54:05,001
留下來陪我執勤

2203
01:54:05,439 --> 01:54:06,497
限你們十秒內消失

2204
01:54:11,511 --> 01:54:12,375
周末愉快

2205
01:54:19,453 --> 01:54:20,317
長官，下午好

2206
01:54:23,857 --> 01:54:24,323
親愛的

2207
01:54:24,891 --> 01:54:25,858
今晚不行

2208
01:54:25,859 --> 01:54:27,292
臨時有執勤任務

2209
01:54:27,961 --> 01:54:30,020
你被罰禁足執勤

2210
01:54:31,498 --> 01:54:35,935
（魔鬼週，一星期前）

2211
01:54:48,048 --> 01:54:50,016
專心點

2212
01:54:56,356 --> 01:54:57,186
就是他

2213
01:54:59,259 --> 01:55:00,021
老大

2214
01:55:00,026 --> 01:55:01,220
你出營怎麼沒通知我們

2215
01:55:01,228 --> 01:55:02,957
我們兄弟去接你

2216
01:55:04,531 --> 01:55:05,327
對了

2217
01:55:06,099 --> 01:55:07,896
這是我們老大

2218
01:55:07,901 --> 01:55:09,334
你也瞭解，跟你們兵營一樣

2219
01:55:09,936 --> 01:55:11,403
上士不在有代理上士

2220
01:55:11,438 --> 01:55:14,839
老大你不在我們也有代理老大

2221
01:55:15,375 --> 01:55:17,502
吃雞翅膀，趁熱吃

2222
01:55:18,278 --> 01:55:19,302
這什麼意思

2223
01:55:19,346 --> 01:55:21,280
欠錢不還，你以前還不是一樣

2224
01:55:23,150 --> 01:55:25,118
起來，跟我走

2225
01:55:29,856 --> 01:55:31,983
這是我的人，你說帶走就帶走

2226
01:55:31,992 --> 01:55:33,118
你當我是什麼

2227
01:55:34,027 --> 01:55:36,154
這些學生也是有媽媽生的

2228
01:55:36,863 --> 01:55:38,262
不是生下來讓你欺負的

2229
01:55:38,265 --> 01:55:39,857
老大，你剃光頭

2230
01:55:39,900 --> 01:55:40,457
到底是去當兵

2231
01:55:40,467 --> 01:55:41,957
還是當和尚

2232
01:55:42,068 --> 01:55:44,036
你那麼慈悲我很害怕

2233
01:55:47,441 --> 01:55:48,499
除非你打得贏我

2234
01:56:26,413 --> 01:56:27,277
老大

2235
01:56:27,314 --> 01:56:28,508
其實我們早知道

2236
01:56:28,515 --> 01:56:29,914
他是打不過你的

2237
01:56:29,916 --> 01:56:30,507
對嗎

2238
01:56:30,550 --> 01:56:31,847
對

2239
01:56:32,319 --> 01:56:34,184
我們還是中峇魯六禽獸對嗎

2240
01:56:35,422 --> 01:56:36,480
我宣佈

2241
01:56:36,523 --> 01:56:38,150
中峇魯六禽獸

2242
01:56:38,158 --> 01:56:38,624
解散

2243
01:57:06,019 --> 01:57:06,542
老大

2244
01:57:12,359 --> 01:57:13,257
解決了

2245
01:57:13,260 --> 01:57:14,022
解決了

2246
01:57:15,328 --> 01:57:16,226
解決了

2247
01:57:16,229 --> 01:57:16,991
搞定

2248
01:57:17,097 --> 01:57:18,064
做了正確的事了嗎

2249
01:57:18,231 --> 01:57:18,890
做了

2250
01:57:18,932 --> 01:57:19,956
我感到心情舒暢

2251
01:57:20,300 --> 01:57:20,994
漂亮

2252
01:57:21,201 --> 01:57:23,169
呼呀

2253
01:58:17,891 --> 01:58:18,983
引爆

2254
02:00:18,244 --> 02:00:21,941
這是所有海軍蛙人最期待的一刻

2255
02:00:22,882 --> 02:00:24,076
先生女士們

2256
02:00:24,451 --> 02:00:26,214
地獄週

2257
02:00:26,252 --> 02:00:27,480
正式開始

2258
02:00:33,059 --> 02:00:35,357
我們聽過不少有關地獄週的傳言

2259
02:00:35,361 --> 02:00:38,057
其實到底有沒有必要

2260
02:00:38,098 --> 02:00:39,963
經歷這可怕的地獄週

2261
02:00:39,966 --> 02:00:41,900
只為了證明我們是海軍蛙人

2262
02:00:58,017 --> 02:01:00,417
（地獄週）

2263
02:01:01,054 --> 02:01:04,148
（第一天）

2264
02:01:08,928 --> 02:01:11,897
好吧，我知道這只是訓練團隊精神

2265
02:01:12,432 --> 02:01:15,833
又或者，這是要考驗我的意志力

2266
02:01:16,369 --> 02:01:17,961
我知道教官們在想什麼

2267
02:01:18,304 --> 02:01:20,272
他們想把我的意志力擊潰

2268
02:01:20,373 --> 02:01:22,034
他們想讓我放棄

2269
02:01:22,208 --> 02:01:23,869
但是他們絕不會得逞

2270
02:01:24,110 --> 02:01:25,941
我已經做好思想準備

2271
02:01:26,045 --> 02:01:29,344
唯一阻擋我前進的敵人

2272
02:01:29,549 --> 02:01:30,880
就只有我自己

2273
02:01:43,229 --> 02:01:44,218
整齊點

2274
02:01:49,469 --> 02:01:51,027
翻艇演練

2275
02:01:51,204 --> 02:01:52,398
是，長官

2276
02:01:56,109 --> 02:01:57,041
二號艇

2277
02:01:57,043 --> 02:01:57,975
沒關係

2278
02:01:57,977 --> 02:02:00,138
我讓你周末留下來繼續做

2279
02:02:00,947 --> 02:02:02,175
再慢點

2280
02:02:03,082 --> 02:02:05,277
老是翻不過來

2281
02:02:07,187 --> 02:02:08,119
要互相幫忙

2282
02:02:08,121 --> 02:02:09,952
二號艇

2283
02:02:15,528 --> 02:02:17,428
你們這群失魂鬼

2284
02:02:17,463 --> 02:02:18,430
看看你

2285
02:02:18,464 --> 02:02:19,488
慢慢來

2286
02:02:20,300 --> 02:02:24,828
２、６上

2287
02:02:24,838 --> 02:02:25,429
二號艇

2288
02:02:25,471 --> 02:02:28,201
就像掛在窗外的髒內褲

2289
02:02:34,280 --> 02:02:40,150
２、６上

2290
02:02:40,486 --> 02:02:42,351
一旦完成翻艇演練

2291
02:02:42,355 --> 02:02:43,515
馬上回到岸邊

2292
02:02:43,890 --> 02:02:45,118
一號艇，做得好

2293
02:02:45,425 --> 02:02:47,916
二號艇，你最好快點

2294
02:02:53,199 --> 02:02:54,291
二號艇，你不如再慢點

2295
02:02:54,334 --> 02:02:54,959
沒關係

2296
02:02:55,001 --> 02:02:56,434
一會兒你就知道

2297
02:02:58,137 --> 02:03:00,196
加油，二號艇

2298
02:03:01,908 --> 02:03:04,468
二號艇，艇長控制好

2299
02:03:04,510 --> 02:03:06,205
好好指揮隊員

2300
02:03:06,379 --> 02:03:09,371
你們現在整組亂七八糟的

2301
02:03:19,225 --> 02:03:20,385
二號艇，好極了

2302
02:03:20,894 --> 02:03:22,919
你們又包尾了

2303
02:03:24,163 --> 02:03:26,461
到水邊躺下

2304
02:04:01,067 --> 02:04:03,058
我是海軍潛水員

2305
02:04:03,236 --> 02:04:04,863
深海蛙人

2306
02:04:04,871 --> 02:04:07,271
呼呀，無懼前方障礙

2307
02:04:07,407 --> 02:04:10,103
開動

2308
02:04:27,393 --> 02:04:28,291
媽

2309
02:04:29,862 --> 02:04:31,329
我見鬼了

2310
02:04:32,966 --> 02:04:35,059
唯一見不到妖魔鬼怪的時候

2311
02:04:35,101 --> 02:04:37,001
就是吃飯時間

2312
02:04:37,437 --> 02:04:38,836
我們看到的

2313
02:04:40,106 --> 02:04:41,903
只有天使

2314
02:04:47,347 --> 02:04:48,939
因為在訓練期間

2315
02:04:49,248 --> 02:04:50,442
所有教官

2316
02:04:50,450 --> 02:04:52,941
都像來自地獄的魔鬼

2317
02:04:52,986 --> 02:04:54,283
歡迎來到ＣＤＣ

2318
02:04:54,320 --> 02:04:56,015
我的領地

2319
02:04:56,022 --> 02:04:57,353
無間地獄

2320
02:04:59,025 --> 02:05:00,151
但是現在

2321
02:05:02,228 --> 02:05:06,255
之所以見到那麼多天使圍繞

2322
02:05:06,299 --> 02:05:10,292
是因為在吃飯時間

2323
02:05:10,336 --> 02:05:13,169
教官們暫停對我們

2324
02:05:13,172 --> 02:05:16,141
亂吼鬼叫

2325
02:05:16,376 --> 02:05:18,936
把我們當嬰兒般呵護

2326
02:05:19,545 --> 02:05:21,513
他們就像天使般溫柔

2327
02:05:21,514 --> 02:05:24,347
至少在那一段時間內如此

2328
02:05:44,437 --> 02:05:45,233
借過

2329
02:06:01,954 --> 02:06:03,945
借過，讓一下

2330
02:06:04,557 --> 02:06:06,184
緊急情況

2331
02:06:11,197 --> 02:06:14,098
十萬火急

2332
02:06:20,840 --> 02:06:21,499
你們忍受得了嗎

2333
02:06:21,541 --> 02:06:23,372
那麼多天沒洗臉

2334
02:06:24,110 --> 02:06:25,270
誰要洗臉

2335
02:06:25,278 --> 02:06:29,510
我有這個三合一
Nivea Man Mud Serum Foam

2336
02:06:31,484 --> 02:06:32,917
示範給你們看

2337
02:06:36,122 --> 02:06:37,089
拿著

2338
02:06:38,124 --> 02:06:41,025
首先把它抹上

2339
02:06:41,527 --> 02:06:44,985
它會幫你清潔阻塞的毛孔

2340
02:06:49,135 --> 02:06:50,295
之後用清水

2341
02:06:56,109 --> 02:06:58,168
清水能幫你

2342
02:07:01,080 --> 02:07:04,049
清水幫你洗淨臉部油脂

2343
02:07:06,319 --> 02:07:09,880
它還會幫你滋潤皮膚

2344
02:07:10,923 --> 02:07:11,890
很容易

2345
02:07:12,992 --> 02:07:13,959
很簡單

2346
02:07:17,163 --> 02:07:19,154
大家就能像我一樣

2347
02:07:19,465 --> 02:07:20,363
成為清爽

2348
02:07:20,366 --> 02:07:21,025
又清新

2349
02:07:21,067 --> 02:07:22,091
俊俏的海軍蛙人

2350
02:07:22,135 --> 02:07:24,831
試試看

2351
02:07:27,406 --> 02:07:29,874
我想如果能熬過ＮＤＵ

2352
02:07:30,843 --> 02:07:32,174
必能熬過任何困難

2353
02:07:33,246 --> 02:07:34,235
你呢

2354
02:07:36,082 --> 02:07:38,312
我會去會計事務所上班

2355
02:07:40,920 --> 02:07:42,410
當機關鎗手

2356
02:07:43,990 --> 02:07:45,355
ＫＰＭＧ

2357
02:07:46,025 --> 02:07:47,492
成為會計師

2358
02:07:49,529 --> 02:07:51,394
會計事務所

2359
02:07:52,498 --> 02:07:53,965
好選擇

2360
02:07:54,400 --> 02:07:56,334
前途無量

2361
02:07:57,069 --> 02:07:59,537
每天半小時的廁所時光

2362
02:07:59,539 --> 02:08:01,473
是我們最盼望的時刻

2363
02:08:01,941 --> 02:08:03,272
因為我們能睡覺

2364
02:08:03,309 --> 02:08:04,139
尿尿

2365
02:08:04,143 --> 02:08:05,110
大便

2366
02:08:05,144 --> 02:08:07,806
而無需面對教官們的騷擾

2367
02:08:08,381 --> 02:08:09,473
像在天堂一般

2368
02:08:11,951 --> 02:08:12,918
不過，在那之後

2369
02:08:13,352 --> 02:08:15,513
一切恢復原狀

2370
02:09:13,579 --> 02:09:14,568
（第三天）

2371
02:09:14,614 --> 02:09:16,912
由於我們是兩棲蛙人

2372
02:09:16,949 --> 02:09:19,645
我們必須在任何環境下作戰

2373
02:09:19,685 --> 02:09:22,586
海和陸地是我們的主戰場

2374
02:09:22,588 --> 02:09:23,145
不像陸軍

2375
02:09:23,155 --> 02:09:24,986
只在陸地上接受標準障礙訓練

2376
02:09:24,991 --> 02:09:27,084
我們也有自己的障礙訓練

2377
02:09:27,126 --> 02:09:28,684
海陸障礙訓練

2378
02:09:28,694 --> 02:09:31,595
在海中與陸地上同時進行

2379
02:09:31,597 --> 02:09:33,087
艱辛加倍

2380
02:09:38,738 --> 02:09:41,571
海陸障礙訓練就像我們的人生

2381
02:09:41,574 --> 02:09:43,542
我們得努力求存

2382
02:09:43,576 --> 02:09:44,770
我們需要奔跑前進

2383
02:09:44,777 --> 02:09:45,709
游泳

2384
02:09:45,745 --> 02:09:46,677
爬繩

2385
02:09:46,679 --> 02:09:47,737
以及跳躍

2386
02:09:47,780 --> 02:09:50,647
掃除前方的一切障礙

2387
02:10:07,867 --> 02:10:09,198
黑龍，呼呀

2388
02:10:09,201 --> 02:10:10,793
呼呀

2389
02:10:21,247 --> 02:10:22,578
今晚

2390
02:10:22,581 --> 02:10:24,879
教官們邀請我們享受泡澡

2391
02:10:25,584 --> 02:10:27,211
冰水澡

2392
02:10:28,054 --> 02:10:31,046
這就是著名的冰凍治療

2393
02:10:31,090 --> 02:10:33,183
就像是冰桶挑戰

2394
02:10:33,225 --> 02:10:35,216
地獄版

2395
02:10:35,895 --> 02:10:39,194
而我們全部被教官們點名接受挑戰

2396
02:11:14,200 --> 02:11:17,795
我們將攻克所有敵人

2397
02:11:17,837 --> 02:11:21,000
無懼前方障礙

2398
02:11:21,273 --> 02:11:25,004
我們是海軍蛙人

2399
02:11:25,044 --> 02:11:25,976
呼呀

2400
02:11:25,978 --> 02:11:27,639
深海出擊

2401
02:11:36,055 --> 02:11:38,990
躺下

2402
02:11:44,230 --> 02:11:47,597
睜開眼睛

2403
02:11:56,175 --> 02:11:58,234
有個好消息

2404
02:11:58,277 --> 02:12:00,973
你申請調往空軍已經被批准

2405
02:12:01,781 --> 02:12:02,770
如果你願意

2406
02:12:02,815 --> 02:12:04,783
現在就可離隊

2407
02:12:05,885 --> 02:12:06,852
長官

2408
02:12:06,886 --> 02:12:07,853
謝謝你

2409
02:12:07,853 --> 02:12:08,877
但我不去了

2410
02:12:09,722 --> 02:12:11,053
我經歷了那麼多

2411
02:12:11,791 --> 02:12:13,258
絕不會就此放棄

2412
02:12:14,927 --> 02:12:16,952
我要成為海軍蛙人

2413
02:12:16,962 --> 02:12:19,192
我要在深海遨游

2414
02:12:20,266 --> 02:12:22,234
沒有障礙能阻擋我前進

2415
02:12:22,268 --> 02:12:23,929
甚至連你也不行

2416
02:12:23,969 --> 02:12:24,993
很好

2417
02:12:25,037 --> 02:12:26,026
這正是我想聽到的

2418
02:12:26,071 --> 02:12:32,670
長官

2419
02:12:32,678 --> 02:12:33,975
幹什麼

2420
02:12:34,013 --> 02:12:34,911
你想幹嘛

2421
02:12:34,914 --> 02:12:35,846
抱歉

2422
02:12:35,848 --> 02:12:37,645
請求批准上廁所

2423
02:12:37,683 --> 02:12:38,149
不行

2424
02:12:38,184 --> 02:12:39,151
你想偷懶

2425
02:12:39,151 --> 02:12:39,845
不是

2426
02:12:39,885 --> 02:12:41,045
我不是想偷懶

2427
02:12:41,053 --> 02:12:43,021
我真的想上

2428
02:12:46,959 --> 02:12:47,618
長官

2429
02:12:48,194 --> 02:12:50,059
不需要了

2430
02:12:52,932 --> 02:12:53,956
你放屁

2431
02:12:53,999 --> 02:12:55,626
不是

2432
02:12:57,670 --> 02:12:59,137
你拉屎

2433
02:12:59,138 --> 02:13:00,070
不是

2434
02:13:00,940 --> 02:13:02,703
我拉肚子

2435
02:13:03,142 --> 02:13:06,669
（第五天）

2436
02:13:06,712 --> 02:13:09,806
（終極項目）

2437
02:13:30,169 --> 02:13:32,194
第五個日出是我們心理生理上

2438
02:13:32,238 --> 02:13:34,900
都處於最差狀態的時候

2439
02:13:35,241 --> 02:13:37,209
我們就像一群喪屍

2440
02:13:37,209 --> 02:13:39,575
只靠本能反應行動

2441
02:13:39,879 --> 02:13:41,244
雖然鬥志高昂

2442
02:13:41,280 --> 02:13:43,748
因為只剩下半天就結束了

2443
02:13:43,949 --> 02:13:47,248
然而卻累得高興不起來

2444
02:13:47,920 --> 02:13:51,617
只希望地獄週趕快結束

2445
02:13:51,657 --> 02:13:53,852
因為我們已經累垮了

2446
02:13:55,194 --> 02:13:56,024
最後一天

2447
02:13:56,729 --> 02:13:57,661
最後一段

2448
02:13:57,963 --> 02:13:59,555
最後一絲力量

2449
02:13:59,865 --> 02:14:02,834
我們被推到了崩潰邊緣

2450
02:14:02,835 --> 02:14:05,269
就像天下第二以及我補習老師所說

2451
02:14:05,271 --> 02:14:07,239
一切靠我們的意志力

2452
02:14:07,773 --> 02:14:09,070
我們堅定的意志力

2453
02:14:09,074 --> 02:14:11,702
正控制著我們疲憊的身軀

2454
02:14:23,689 --> 02:14:24,815
有人說

2455
02:14:24,823 --> 02:14:27,257
每個人生命裡都有一個地獄週

2456
02:14:27,793 --> 02:14:28,725
有些人

2457
02:14:28,727 --> 02:14:30,024
天生如此

2458
02:14:30,029 --> 02:14:31,587
沒辦法逃避

2459
02:14:31,597 --> 02:14:33,224
只能默默承受

2460
02:14:35,568 --> 02:14:36,125
有些人

2461
02:14:36,168 --> 02:14:38,193
他們自作孽的自製地獄週

2462
02:14:38,237 --> 02:14:40,762
自作自受

2463
02:14:40,806 --> 02:14:42,068
浪費時間精力

2464
02:14:42,074 --> 02:14:43,701
損人不利己

2465
02:14:44,610 --> 02:14:46,908
這種愚蠢與低能的舉動

2466
02:14:46,912 --> 02:14:48,846
完全是咎由自取

2467
02:14:49,715 --> 02:14:51,046
這是他們的成長方式

2468
02:14:51,250 --> 02:14:54,014
走冤枉路的苦痛方式

2469
02:14:55,854 --> 02:14:58,118
經過五天地獄週的磨練

2470
02:14:58,123 --> 02:15:00,023
這裡沒有最強

2471
02:15:00,759 --> 02:15:03,990
只有更強

2472
02:15:05,931 --> 02:15:07,057
地獄週

2473
02:15:07,099 --> 02:15:09,124
或者其他生活中的障礙

2474
02:15:09,168 --> 02:15:11,796
都在於你如何拿起它

2475
02:15:11,837 --> 02:15:12,633
解決它

2476
02:15:12,638 --> 02:15:13,969
放下它

2477
02:15:18,010 --> 02:15:18,738
永不放棄

2478
02:15:18,777 --> 02:15:21,211
是我們這五天所領悟到的

2479
02:15:21,814 --> 02:15:24,749
痛苦的出現，象徵軟弱的撤離

2480
02:15:24,750 --> 02:15:26,650
教官們越是鞭策我們

2481
02:15:26,685 --> 02:15:28,016
我們越是頑強

2482
02:15:28,220 --> 02:15:29,744
致所有，曾經的

2483
02:15:29,755 --> 02:15:31,052
現在的

2484
02:15:31,090 --> 02:15:33,081
和將來的蛙人弟兄們

2485
02:15:33,759 --> 02:15:37,661
讓我們一同誓死堅守蛙人的同袍情義

2486
02:15:50,142 --> 02:15:51,905
四十八班，集合

2487
02:15:57,282 --> 02:15:58,249
四十八班

2488
02:15:58,684 --> 02:16:00,242
呼呀

2489
02:16:00,719 --> 02:16:02,118
你們準備好結束了嗎

2490
02:16:02,121 --> 02:16:04,954
是的，長官

2491
02:16:04,957 --> 02:16:05,981
你們累不累

2492
02:16:06,025 --> 02:16:07,890
不累

2493
02:16:07,926 --> 02:16:09,154
這不夠好

2494
02:16:09,928 --> 02:16:11,156
馬上進行濕沙操

2495
02:16:13,132 --> 02:16:14,759
過去五天

2496
02:16:16,001 --> 02:16:16,933
你們每一位

2497
02:16:17,269 --> 02:16:19,931
都經歷了武裝部隊

2498
02:16:19,972 --> 02:16:21,030
最嚴峻的考驗

2499
02:16:22,574 --> 02:16:26,169
你們都是頂尖的海軍蛙人精英

2500
02:16:26,945 --> 02:16:28,970
你們要牢牢記住

2501
02:16:30,182 --> 02:16:33,174
這段生命中最痛苦的日子

2502
02:16:34,687 --> 02:16:36,177
這也同時是

2503
02:16:36,188 --> 02:16:38,622
你們生命中最難忘的一段日子

2504
02:16:39,058 --> 02:16:41,686
從今以後你們將能克服

2505
02:16:41,927 --> 02:16:43,792
生活中任何困難與逆境

2506
02:16:44,096 --> 02:16:44,858
我

2507
02:16:45,898 --> 02:16:46,728
正式宣佈

2508
02:16:52,738 --> 02:16:53,568
地獄週

2509
02:16:53,572 --> 02:16:54,061
結束

2510
02:16:59,044 --> 02:17:00,671
痛苦是暫時性的

2511
02:17:00,679 --> 02:17:01,907
堅毅的人卻是永垂不朽

2512
02:17:02,247 --> 02:17:04,841
我最終理解到

2513
02:17:04,850 --> 02:17:07,580
「無懼前方障礙」的真正意義

2514
02:17:07,619 --> 02:17:10,918
我們都是被精挑細選的一群

2515
02:17:11,256 --> 02:17:12,621
當你能跨越

2516
02:17:12,624 --> 02:17:16,185
生理與心理上的極限

2517
02:17:16,628 --> 02:17:19,859
還有什麼困難是我們所無法克服的

2518
02:17:20,099 --> 02:17:20,963
沒有

2519
02:17:21,767 --> 02:17:23,598
絕對沒有

2520
02:17:23,602 --> 02:17:25,229
沒有任何困難可以再擊倒我們

2521
02:19:14,613 --> 02:19:15,079
做得好

2522
02:19:15,113 --> 02:19:15,602
做得好

2523
02:19:16,014 --> 02:19:16,639
謝長官

2524
02:19:17,015 --> 02:19:17,481
做得好

2525
02:19:22,855 --> 02:19:23,617
兒子

2526
02:19:23,922 --> 02:19:24,889
做得好

2527
02:19:25,858 --> 02:19:27,155
他們是我爸媽

2528
02:19:27,192 --> 02:19:28,682
他們是我的好朋友

2529
02:19:28,894 --> 02:19:30,794
伯父伯母，你們好

2530
02:19:31,763 --> 02:19:33,594
不要相爭，要相愛

2531
02:19:38,670 --> 02:19:40,831
來，為你扣上徽章

2532
02:19:49,147 --> 02:19:52,241
我不知道原來你的訓練那麼苦

2533
02:19:52,985 --> 02:19:53,974
好樣的，小子

2534
02:19:54,720 --> 02:19:56,711
讓你給熬過了，辛苦了

2535
02:19:57,656 --> 02:19:58,179
不辛苦

2536
02:19:59,157 --> 02:19:59,953
其實

2537
02:20:00,893 --> 02:20:02,019
你們更辛苦

2538
02:20:16,208 --> 02:20:18,108
長大了

2539
02:20:19,278 --> 02:20:20,245
謝謝媽

2540
02:20:21,246 --> 02:20:22,770
好棒

2541
02:20:24,883 --> 02:20:27,181
怎能這樣對待我寶貝兒子

2542
02:20:27,619 --> 02:20:30,019
你的訓練太變態了

2543
02:20:30,622 --> 02:20:31,884
你要我去投訴嗎

2544
02:20:32,090 --> 02:20:32,715
媽

2545
02:20:32,925 --> 02:20:34,051
這只是訓練

2546
02:20:34,059 --> 02:20:36,550
我現在是蛙人精英了

2547
02:20:36,762 --> 02:20:38,992
蛙人精英，你懂嗎

2548
02:20:39,898 --> 02:20:41,092
什麼是精英

2549
02:20:42,034 --> 02:20:43,661
好比一卡車榴槤

2550
02:20:43,669 --> 02:20:44,897
最好的那個

2551
02:20:44,937 --> 02:20:46,165
就是精英

2552
02:20:46,738 --> 02:20:47,227
瞭解嗎

2553
02:20:47,639 --> 02:20:48,970
奶奶，是精英部隊

2554
02:20:49,107 --> 02:20:50,039
精英

2555
02:20:51,677 --> 02:20:53,110
精英部隊

2556
02:20:54,046 --> 02:20:55,604
什麼是精英部隊

2557
02:20:56,048 --> 02:20:56,776
奶奶

2558
02:20:58,050 --> 02:20:58,914
好可愛

2559
02:20:58,951 --> 02:20:59,883
拍照

2560
02:20:59,985 --> 02:21:00,610
等等

2561
02:21:00,619 --> 02:21:01,711
先扣上這個

2562
02:21:03,221 --> 02:21:04,586
行了

2563
02:21:06,091 --> 02:21:07,854
恭喜

2564
02:21:08,026 --> 02:21:08,822
謝謝

2565
02:21:08,860 --> 02:21:10,623
我們來支持你

2566
02:21:10,629 --> 02:21:11,789
知道你訓練很辛苦

2567
02:21:11,930 --> 02:21:13,090
為你感到驕傲

2568
02:21:13,632 --> 02:21:14,599
非常感謝

2569
02:21:20,772 --> 02:21:22,899
沒想到你們會來

2570
02:21:23,642 --> 02:21:24,700
謝謝你們來

2571
02:21:26,611 --> 02:21:27,805
你就是照片中的突擊隊員

2572
02:21:28,013 --> 02:21:28,843
什麼照片

2573
02:21:31,249 --> 02:21:33,080
你說過我絕對找不到

2574
02:21:33,085 --> 02:21:35,246
正面對待國民服役的人

2575
02:21:35,821 --> 02:21:36,719
我找到了

2576
02:21:36,722 --> 02:21:37,780
他正是

2577
02:21:38,790 --> 02:21:39,722
你的新男友

2578
02:21:39,825 --> 02:21:40,757
男友

2579
02:21:40,759 --> 02:21:41,248
我

2580
02:21:41,626 --> 02:21:42,593
不是的

2581
02:21:43,061 --> 02:21:44,119
我們是堂兄妹

2582
02:21:44,629 --> 02:21:45,687
堂哥

2583
02:21:47,632 --> 02:21:48,758
你這傻蛋

2584
02:21:48,800 --> 02:21:49,630
聽到沒有

2585
02:21:49,634 --> 02:21:51,659
我說過突擊隊弟兄很正派

2586
02:21:51,703 --> 02:21:52,829
漂亮

2587
02:21:52,838 --> 02:21:53,964
你去死吧

2588
02:21:54,940 --> 02:21:55,702
恭喜

2589
02:21:55,907 --> 02:21:56,703
謝謝

2590
02:21:56,908 --> 02:21:57,932
漂亮

2591
02:22:05,083 --> 02:22:05,777
謝謝

2592
02:22:07,919 --> 02:22:09,614
教官

2593
02:22:09,888 --> 02:22:12,083
到底誰的潛水記錄比天下第二還厲害

2594
02:22:12,858 --> 02:22:14,723
我想知道誰才是天下第一

2595
02:22:14,893 --> 02:22:16,190
他是個英軍潛水員

2596
02:22:16,194 --> 02:22:17,786
在一九六三年創下的紀錄

2597
02:22:18,897 --> 02:22:21,195
他的潛水記錄比天下第二長多少

2598
02:22:21,199 --> 02:22:22,166
有一分鐘嗎

2599
02:22:22,934 --> 02:22:23,958
不止

2600
02:22:24,069 --> 02:22:25,229
他當年潛下去之後

2601
02:22:25,237 --> 02:22:26,761
到現在還沒浮上來

2602
02:22:29,908 --> 02:22:30,738
誰

2603
02:22:31,877 --> 02:22:32,809
誰

2604
02:22:33,245 --> 02:22:36,612
呼呀

2605
02:22:37,115 --> 02:22:38,241
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